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Jahrhundertstaender

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Jahrhundertstaender Lyrics

Frauen wollen meist das eine/ ihr wisst was ich meine/doch oft wird er mir lasch
Trachten sie es auch zu verstecken/ich werd’ es entdecken/und dann wird er mir lasch

Ist sie fett/kommt sie mir nicht ins Bett/und hat sie Haar im Schritt/dann wird er mir lasch
Und ist ihr Arsch so gross wie eine Bahnhofsuhr/zu kleine Titten nur/dann wird er mir lasch

Ich will den Jahrhundertstaender/ lang, dick, hart, prachtvoll

Doppelkinn und krumme Beine/Fusspilz und unreine Haut/dann wird er mir lasch
Hat ihr Schlüpfer Ränder krieg ich keinen Staender/auch beim Damenbart wird er nicht hart

Dann wird er mir lasch

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pockyman On Oct 12, 2004

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2004-10-12 19:35:08

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