Feliz Navidad

We wanna wish all of y’all
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Turn this shit up y’all
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Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad
Thank you for breaking up with me at Christmas
You picked the perfect time of year to do it
Right after I bought every gift you wanted
I guess that’s just the bitch you are
You changed your pager, home and cell phone number
You even took out a restraining order
Can’t get within 500 feet of your door
So yeah I think you’ve gone too far
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I’m really sorry that I fucked your sister
I can’t believe she even let me fist her
I even hooked up with your best friend Esther
Yeah she blew me in your car
I guess I’ll never ever learn my lesson
Just bought a brand new shiny Smith & Wesson
I’m gonna keep your boyfriend second guessing
I hope I see him at some bar
Somebody told me he was born a woman
They say he changed his name from Rachel to Ruben
You must be the only bitch he’s fooling
You should check him for some scars
I hope you get a fucking yeast infection
Or some disease from using no protection
You know you'll never give him no erections
Yeah his wee wee won’t get hard
Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah