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Davey's Song (Eight Crazy Nights) Lyrics
I'm the kinda guy who can't stand the holiday
So I drink em all away, that's me
I don't decorate no trees
And I won't eat no potato lacees
But I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze
That's just who I am
Well I'll never spin a dreidle
But I'll always throw an egg
And I'll charlie horse your leg for laughs
While you're singin your holiday tune
I'm actin like a town buffoon
With an out my big white scary moon
And blowin out beef your way
I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
To me, they're just somethin to shoot
I hate love
I hate you
I hate me
Well I'm a snowmobile stealin, no tears the season feelin kind of guy
This time of year sucks
So i take my numchucks
And make sure every snowman dies
Believing in Santa's all wrong
And Hannukkah's eight nights too long
I hate love
I hate you
I hate me
I hate love
I hate you
I hate me
So I drink em all away, that's me
I don't decorate no trees
And I won't eat no potato lacees
But I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze
That's just who I am
But I'll always throw an egg
And I'll charlie horse your leg for laughs
While you're singin your holiday tune
I'm actin like a town buffoon
With an out my big white scary moon
And blowin out beef your way
To me, they're just somethin to shoot
I hate love
I hate you
I hate me
This time of year sucks
So i take my numchucks
And make sure every snowman dies
And Hannukkah's eight nights too long
I hate love
I hate you
I hate me
I hate you
I hate me
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