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Piss Up A Rope Lyrics
my dinner's on fire
while she watches TV
and if you've ever wondered
what it's like to be me
she takes all my money
and leaves me no smokes
yells at my buddies
and insults my folks
i'm breakin' my back doin' the best that i can
she's got time for the dog and none for her man
and i'm no dope
but i can't cope
so hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope
you can
piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin'
pack your bag
i don't need the ag
on your knees you big booty bitch, start suckin'
you ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
now you're up shit's creek
with a turd for a paddle
and i can't cope
piss up a rope
uh you can piss up a rope
and feel the pissy dribble
you can piss up a rope
and watch me giggle
for the last 6 months
i been packin' your bag
you can wash my balls
with a warm, wet rag
till my balls feel smooth
and soft like silk
i'm sick of your mouth
and your 2 percent milk
and i'm no dope
but i've lost all hope
so hit the fuckin' road and
piss up a rope
you can
piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin'
pack your bag
i don't need the ag
on your knees you big booty bitch, start suckin'
you ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
now you're up shit's creek
with a turd for a paddle
and i can't cope
piss up a rope
(solos)
you can
piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin'
pack your bag
i don't need the ag
on your knees you big booty bitch, start suckin'
you ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
now you're up shit's creek
with a turd for a paddle
and i can't cope
piss up a rope
(repeat)
while she watches TV
and if you've ever wondered
what it's like to be me
she takes all my money
and leaves me no smokes
yells at my buddies
and insults my folks
i'm breakin' my back doin' the best that i can
she's got time for the dog and none for her man
and i'm no dope
but i can't cope
so hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope
piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin'
pack your bag
i don't need the ag
on your knees you big booty bitch, start suckin'
you ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
now you're up shit's creek
with a turd for a paddle
and i can't cope
piss up a rope
and feel the pissy dribble
you can piss up a rope
and watch me giggle
for the last 6 months
i been packin' your bag
you can wash my balls
with a warm, wet rag
till my balls feel smooth
and soft like silk
i'm sick of your mouth
and your 2 percent milk
and i'm no dope
but i've lost all hope
so hit the fuckin' road and
piss up a rope
piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin'
pack your bag
i don't need the ag
on your knees you big booty bitch, start suckin'
you ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
now you're up shit's creek
with a turd for a paddle
and i can't cope
piss up a rope
piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin'
pack your bag
i don't need the ag
on your knees you big booty bitch, start suckin'
you ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
now you're up shit's creek
with a turd for a paddle
and i can't cope
piss up a rope
(repeat)
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If only more country was like this, I'd actually listen (more musically than lyrically, but hey, at least it's honest...It's a big FUCK YOU!)
Oh yeah, and fuck you're 2% milk too!
Some old bitch at work makes us listen to country for 8 hours a day. One day I'm going to slip this in the stereo and see if she notices.
Always wanted to think that this song was an exaggerated parody of misogyny in country music, but, no, it's probably just straight-up misogyny. Still, the turns of phrase in this song are amazing. I use "up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle" in daily life sometimes.
Notice a lot of the lines rhyme. "saddle/paddle, cope/rope, bag/ag, smokes/folks" Brilliant!!!
listen to david allen coe..thats dirty country.
There's nothing like a fuck you song for your ex girlfriend that makes you want to boot scoot (however the hell you do it).
There's nothing like a fuck you song for your ex girlfriend that makes you want to boot scoot (however the hell you do it).
Oh yeah and check out the high harmony during the chorus. Classic.
What a kickass song.
...and great great songwriters to boot... can't wait for the next album!