My dinner's on fire while she watches TV
And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can
She's got time for the dog and none for her man
And I'm no dope, but I can't cope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, I don't need the ag
On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And I can't cope piss up a rope

Uh, you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
For the last 6 months I been packin' your bag
You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag
Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
I'm sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milk
And I'm no dope, but I've lost all hope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, I don't need the age
On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And I can't cope piss up a rope


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Piss up a Rope Lyrics as written by Aaron Freeman Michael Melchiondo

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  • +1
    General Comment

    If only more country was like this, I'd actually listen (more musically than lyrically, but hey, at least it's honest...It's a big FUCK YOU!)

    Oh yeah, and fuck you're 2% milk too!

    vikesfan953on February 11, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    Some old bitch at work makes us listen to country for 8 hours a day. One day I'm going to slip this in the stereo and see if she notices.

    bizzaro777on December 03, 2007   Link
  • +1
    My Opinion

    Always wanted to think that this song was an exaggerated parody of misogyny in country music, but, no, it's probably just straight-up misogyny. Still, the turns of phrase in this song are amazing. I use "up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle" in daily life sometimes.

    caed950683on January 04, 2016   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Notice a lot of the lines rhyme. "saddle/paddle, cope/rope, bag/ag, smokes/folks" Brilliant!!!

    skiguskion March 02, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    listen to david allen coe..thats dirty country.

    asherCon March 12, 2007   Link
  • -1
    General Comment

    There's nothing like a fuck you song for your ex girlfriend that makes you want to boot scoot (however the hell you do it).

    justsaymaybeon January 25, 2005   Link
  • -1
    General Comment

    There's nothing like a fuck you song for your ex girlfriend that makes you want to boot scoot (however the hell you do it).

    justsaymaybeon January 25, 2005   Link
  • -1
    General Comment

    Oh yeah and check out the high harmony during the chorus. Classic.

    justsaymaybeon January 25, 2005   Link
  • -1
    General Comment

    What a kickass song.

    majestikmoose9on September 25, 2006   Link
  • -1
    General Comment

    ...and great great songwriters to boot... can't wait for the next album!

    bharQon May 09, 2007   Link

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