[verse 1]
Driving with a yellow dog, I95
He's got a smile on his face and big shiny eyes
Up at a decent hour, never ate yet
Got a little Johnny Cash in the ol' tape deck
Nothing in the trunk but some base ball gloves
A pair of jumper cables and a set of golf clubs
Blanket on the back seat, we're in rough shape
Sunroof held on with a bit of duct tape
Looking for a gas station, better make a list
Fill'er up with regular, I need to take a piss
Sexy girl air freshener, snacks and that pinwheel
Top up the fluids, clean the bugs off the windshield
Not a care in the world, not a how and a why
No destination, not a cloud in the sky
Back on the road not a moment too soon
Dish ran away with some other spoon

[chorus x2]
Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog with an old dog
Singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on
Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish
Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress

[verse 2]
Hole in the muffler, ghosts on the shoulder
Cough drops, loose change in the beverage holder
To roll down the window, you gotta use a wrench
Been thinking about brushing up on my french
Right there in the glove box, if you should look
You'll find 40 parking tickets and a copy of the Good Book
Don't bother looking, you'll never find me
I'm starting from scratch and leaving trouble behind me

[chorus x2]
Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog with an old dog
Singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on
Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish
Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress


Wicked, wicked, wicked and weird

[verse 3]
Christ Almighty, there's a rattle in the wheel well
Dog fell asleep and man, I don't feel well
But all I need's a half decent breakfast
And I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
Five o'clock shadow, lips like mudflaps
Hands like eagle's talons, eyes like hub caps
The further I get, I keep goin' faster
Whispers in the wind and cows in the pasture
I have no plans and nothin' to prove either
I eat out of a bag and sleep in a movie theatre
The highway's a story teller, I just write it down
Already been beaten, there's no way to fight it now
I just kick back and keep warm on the cold days
And laugh 'cause it ain't like it was in the old days
I figure when I make it to the Heavenly gates
They'll be working on my car and playing '78's

[chorus x2]
Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog with an old dog
Singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on
Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish
Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress


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Wicked and Weird Lyrics as written by Graeme Ross Campbell Charles Wishart Austin

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    General Comment

    Love this song cuz it's so damn random. There's probably hidden meanings all over the place, but hell, I don't wanna figure em out.

    confinedinsanityon April 03, 2005   Link
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    General Comment

    Good song, but i dont like the chorus

    Townstaon August 03, 2005   Link
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    It's pretty easy to figure out - it's just about jumping in a car and driving somewhere, anywhere just for the hell of it, living life on the road.

    oballon January 05, 2006   Link
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    I agree with oball, it's just about life on the road, going nowhere, everywhere, anywhere. Great song even though I don't usually like this kind of stuff.

    broken_starson January 08, 2006   Link
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    there are some wrong lyrics, i need to make a list, im a rat fish, the rat fish part has a meaning, in one of there albums, he says i was born in the year of the rat and im a pices so i guess that makes me rat fish...i Love this song, so great

    rock the system!!on January 27, 2006   Link
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    Absolutely great lyrics and nice vivid description. I mean, it's obvious that the writter doesn't have any deeper meaning. He's just cruisin', no destination in mind, almost broke, just trying to start a new life and leave the old one behind. It's not the end, it's the journey, sort of speak. I believe that his love has just left him for another man: "back on the road not a moment too soon / dish ran away with some other spoon." But without a doubt, it's the music video that is the real gem! Completely random...

    piano_manon July 12, 2006   Link
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    Well, the meaning is simple, its about a so called road hog. Someone whos got a car and just manages to live on the little money they can come up with, always on the road, enjoying life. I think the lyrics and the meaning are just as simple as that life would be. Its an awesome song, never seen the video though, unfortuantly.

    kabel_tvon July 30, 2006   Link
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    General Comment

    the song is about leaving the Atlantic provinces and looking for work (brushing up on my french & rat fish). and remaking yourself on the way.

    enigma567on July 14, 2007   Link
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    "Love this song cuz it's so damn random. There's probably hidden meanings all over the place, but hell, I don't wanna figure em "

    Um... This song has very little figurative speech most of this is just awesome details we don't realize "Cough drops loose change in the beverage holder"

    MyOwnBloodon September 19, 2007   Link

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