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Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears Lyrics

Q: If the aunt had balls she would be?
A: Uh, the uncle.

Q: And in more trouble than?
A: A pregnant nun.

So get a hole to hide in
Or some hide to cover the hole.

Pig's Christmas parcel arrived
basically full of crap
and other lil' treats.

Awe, that little pig.

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rjbucs28 On Jul 07, 2003

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2003-07-07 15:45:33

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Cover art for Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears lyrics by Locust, The

by THE LOCUST

21y ago

who here thinks this song is good?

I LOVE IT Who else loves this song

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by InspectorMustache

21y ago

I do.

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by AK-47

19y ago

A better question is...who doesn't like it?

I especially like the last line. :D

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