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Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby2
An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat1
Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better7
AOTKPTA7
Armless and Overactive/Invented Organs6
Ass Gravity1
Backbones Of Jack Asses1
Book Of Bot3
Brand New Set Of Teeth1
Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine2
Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?2
Captain Gaydar It's Time to Wind Your Clock Again0
Captain Gaydar Its Time To Wind Your Clock Again3
Cattle Mutilation1
coffin nails2
Dog Without A Collar (Run Over Red Rover)1
Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us1
Emaciation Fuckers0
File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'4
Fixed Companionship Ghost Town Irrationality1
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality0
follow the flock, step in shit1
Full Frontal Obscurity2
Futile Agreement0
Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed7
Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe2
God Wants Us All To Work In Factories1
Hairspray Suppository2
Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement8
Head Hits Concrete3
Helios0
High-maintenance Libido, Bring The Whole Family1
Hot Tubs Full Of Brand New Fuel2
How To Become A Virgin6
How To Build A Pessimestic Lie Detector1
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector0
Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy1
Inbred America2
Keep Off The Tracks1
Kill Roger Hedgecock2
Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet1
Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here1
Live From The Russian Compound7
Moth Eaten Deer Head21
Moth-Eaten Deer Head0
Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth3
Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)0
Normal Run Of The Muck Compensation For Conversation1
Off By A Long Shot1
One Decent Leg/ Immune System Overtime1
One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation4
Pain Reliever1
Perils of Believing In Round Squares0
Personal History0
Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes1
Prepare To Qualify2
Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed1
Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants?0
Psst! Is That A Halflife In Your Pants?6
Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears3
Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form0
Red12
Scavenger, Invader1
Sever The Toe11
Sever the Toes0
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia0
Skin Graft At Seventy-five Miles Per Hour1
Slum Service (Served On The Sly)0
Solar Panel Asses5
Spitting In The Face Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition0
Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition0
Straight From The Horses Mouth0
Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees0
Teenage Mustache1
The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office4
The Perils Of Believing In Round Squares2
The Unwilling... Led By The Unqualified... Doing The Unnecessary... For The Ungrateful2
This Is Radio Surgery1
Tower Of Mammal1
Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-abs1
Twenty-three Full-time Cowboys0
Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur5
We Have Reached An Official Verdict: Nobody Gives A Shit0
Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle1
Wet Dream War Machine0
Wet-nurse Syndrome Hand-me-down Display Case0
Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?3
Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch1