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Dear Mr. So and So
Wait until it's over
Nothing is King now
and Nothing's getting older

That jerk lives like
a missile with
his pecker [in] one hand and
his pooper [in the] other

What about the paperwork
- bowels working overtime
Feed the faxes apple dumplings
- pay that fucker overtime

hey there bossman
- fickle fucker
hey there bossman
- fickle fucker buy me dinner

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rjbucs28 On Jul 07, 2003

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by rise_from_ruin

21y ago

best songtitle ever!

i don't know if there is any sense in discussing locust-lyrics...

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by iamthenightstars

20y ago

I'm not so sure I understand the lyrics, but I'd say this song is about hating your boss

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by AK-47

19y ago

the best song title on plague soundscapes, and that's saying something.

Great song. :D

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by deadcow666

19y ago

its just making fun of buisness men...

but yea, one of the best song titles ever...

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