None Of My Friends Are Punks

Allister

nooone
We got it we got it
Ok

Fuck you
None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks

I don’t know
You're tough dude
That was just funny

None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks
they’ve got pussy corporate jobs
So ill sit here like a fuck

Hey dude
John's still playing
(im so sorry)

None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks
They could pull some long shifts
whoooo
FUCK

Ready?

N--

None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks
They all work at corporate jobs
While I sit here like a slob
Yeah none of my friends are punks

All of my friends are drunks
All of my friends are drunks
We go drinking every night
Looking to get in a fight
Cause all of my friends are drunks

Yeah thank you
Goodnight
Guess that’s a wrap

I kept laughing because
I was thinking it did sound like you were saying said “none of my friends are drugs”
But then it said “all my friends are drunks”
that’s not funny at all
I don’t understand

None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks
They all work at corporate jobs
While I sit here like a slob
Yeah none of my friends are punks

None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks
?they got ??? upper class
While I sit here on my ass
Yeah none of my friends are punks

All of my friends are drunks
All of my friends are drunks
We go drinking every night
Looking to get in a fight
Cause all of my friends are drunks

All of my friends are drunks
All of my friends are drunks
???
While I sing these shitty songs
cause all of my friends are drunks


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    this song is funny as fuck, it's there best.

    take back sundayon June 15, 2003   Link

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