Kidnapped!
I was kidnapped.
I dreamed I was kidnapped.
By a guy with a moustache

And a chick with an eyepatch
Who though they could trade me back
For some quick cash.
But when they relayed the bargain

My family said,
"we'll pay half that"

the haggling went on for days,
The days went on for weeks
And weeks for years.
Riding in the trunk was never fun

But soon I plum ran out of tears.
They camped us in the woods
We cooked canned goods
They never threatened me with pain.

They treated cops politely
Driving nightly
Always using coded names.
So if slowly I could trust them

Dare I say it even love them
Who's to blame.

I learned my alphabet
And letterset while setting up
My latest ransom note.
They got me correspondence classes,

Got me glasses,
Gave me dropcloths in the cold.
My fondest memories
Are from my hostage crises

I know it's strange.
Although we got so close
You know they never even
Told me their real names.


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    My favourite Les Savy Fav song. From memory i think this song was based on a dream harrington had one night. Whether or not this holds any real truth to harringtons relationship with his parents, i think people out there can definately relate to these lyrics.

    PS - Aren't his play of words, phrases and rhymes just outstanding! (this goes for all LSF songs)

    leonperkinon October 16, 2004   Link

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