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Never Laid Lyrics
She said spin the bottle
I said I never played
She said for me to fondle
I said I’ve never been laid
And I had to look into her face
When I told her I had never reached first base
And in my dreams
The girl I told this to would scream
And the whole world would know
I’m not real cool
I’m a big fool
I tend to drool
A bit when I’m sleeping and I show
A little desire to go
Tee-tee in the sheets
Every now and then
Take another spin?
She told me to get lost
I said I wanna stay
She told me to back off
Move to the everglades
And when I look into her face
It’s apparent I’m not getting past first base
And this has happened a thousand times
Every time worse in my own mind
And it builds up
Til its enough
To fill up
The world’s biggest cup
For the world’s greatest grandpa
One thing I can’t be
If I never get any…
Not even in my dreams
I said I never played
She said for me to fondle
I said I’ve never been laid
And I had to look into her face
When I told her I had never reached first base
The girl I told this to would scream
And the whole world would know
I’m not real cool
I’m a big fool
I tend to drool
A bit when I’m sleeping and I show
A little desire to go
Tee-tee in the sheets
Every now and then
Take another spin?
I said I wanna stay
She told me to back off
Move to the everglades
And when I look into her face
It’s apparent I’m not getting past first base
Every time worse in my own mind
And it builds up
Til its enough
To fill up
The world’s biggest cup
For the world’s greatest grandpa
One thing I can’t be
If I never get any…
Not even in my dreams
Song Info
Submitted by
marksummers On Aug 26, 2002
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