Tina left me, that ain’t good
She left me outside in a bad neighborhood
I used to think she was the greatest gal
But I have a different opinion now

When I first met her
All I could think about was getting in her pants
And maybe making her my wife
That’s all I wanted to do to Tina
Now I fucking wanna beat her
Within a inch of her life

I’ll put her in the hospital
Get her a nice bed
Take her colostomy bag
And wrap it around her head
And fucking kill her
Oh, what I wish I could do
To Tina now
To Tina now

You wanna leave me, Tina
That’s your choice
But I don’t wanna hear it
When I cut out your voice
And leave you stranded in the middle of the desert
With no clothes
And nothing but a cellphone
With no long distance coverage
And maybe a walkie talkie
So I can hear you bitch and bitch and bitch
But then again
You won’t have a voice box, will ya?

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