Don't Beat My Ass (With a Baseball Bat)

haven't heard the song, but heehee, i'm sorry, the lyrics sound really funny. very "theraptuic" song, haha way to let all the hanger out

Funniest song ever made.

i can relate to this song. well, not really. but i have a feeling its about some guy trying to wack them with a baseball bat coz he saw them with his gf. maybe. im just guessing.

.....And now your jock's been chasing me 'round With a great big baseball bat..... ^ i think you got it "emily rocks"

i am amazed by the way they changed from their first album in 1987 named "Goo Goo Dolls" (very creative, haha.) to their second one in 1989 named "Jed".. of course, they still have some of the annoying same-sounding rythm in Jed, but at least their is some change.. in goo goo dolls, however, this is their best song... it has some kind of country-sound to it during the stanzas and is not only the same punk-alike dumb-ass music. they changed to be good acoustic pop/rock artists.. as you can see the early stuff is not what i am into.. i prefer the style they reached over the years. (and i guess this is how a lot of people feel, because this is the only song anyone commented on of the whole goo goo dolls album...)

this song is pretty funny :) i love their earlier stuff sorry tho hold me up and superstar carwash are their best allbums and probably my fav albums by any band ever:) its not cut and polished like ther new shit which dont get me wrong i love i just loved the raw ness in their older stuff:)

This song is very funny, especially with that folky twang. I do love the twist at the end though and the fact that he actually caught an STD from the girl.