$85 Bucks An Hour Lyrics
Chillin at the studio $85 bucks an hour
So hurry up and loop a beat Mike, come on!
I'm Violent J, but my homies call me shithead
But that's my homies
To you I'm Violent J bitch
I put my boys on the track even though they suck
"Yo dawg I'm Dave I don't give a fuck."
I did a record deal
I signed a contract
Technically for Island I can only rap
But fuck that, with Twiztid I'ma still spit
Even though I got a cold and I sound like shit
What the fuck was that (Coughs)
Fuck it, leave it in that shit was phat
You heard this beat 80 times and I'ma still freak it
And if you notice my shit don't even rhyme
Look at that
I ain't even got a rap and it's still phat
My shit went gold
I got fat knots
And your still flyering parking lots
You might say my vocals are up too loud
So I'ma turn em up louder and I'll piss you off.
Psychopathic Records are geniuses
Get off on penises
Here comes the chorus, but I got no hook
Instead I'll just fuck with the phonebook
Phone rings
Hello?
Yeah uh Harry Sacks please?
Who is this?
Uh Harry hey this is Slim Anus down at the cannery uh,
Dick Shooter left a bulletin, something about uh
Tou filling in his slot tonight down at the uh garage
We got a casement of fudge, we need as many packers
that we can get uh, uh Sacks
Hello?
My name is Jamie Madrox and I got fat balls
I'm always urinating in the motel halls
I got a big head that never fits a hat
So you ain't seen me wearin a damn thing green bitch
I'm far from rich I got a hooptie
With a smash in the fender
And in the back too
I got a broken tail light and I'll smash you, bitch
Get outta my way, we got clown luv
Phat props to the lyrical Tom Dub.
It's the M, O, N, O, and I can't even spell the rest
It takes too long and I need a fuckin cigarette
I can't hear
My right ear's mad wack
So shut the fuck up and listen or get an ass kicking
I slap hoes and call them bitches to their face
And scream "Now fuck off bitch, Twiztid in the place!"
So back up, recognize and check nuts
Cause simply my dear, I don't give a fuck!
Phone rings
Psychopathic
Yo this Mo Styles in dis peace, what's up son?
Hello?
Yeah, what's up son
I'm lookin' for this deal you know what I'm sayin
I got raps to bust for y'all
Y'all ready for Mo Styles?
I'm about to kick this flow
You ready for this shit or what?
Who is this?
Word light son
I'm Mo Styles
I'm straight from the hood
I got all my peoples on 1-800-increase-y'all
We coming hard
(Bring it, bring it, bring it)
My name's 2 Dope
And sometimes Shaggy
Sometimes Shaggs
And some times Gweedy
I get mad stupid
I gets mad ill
Locked down on all 5, fuck it
I do this still
Stretch my nuts back like a sling shot
I plant em in your mouth
Shake my hips like Elvis
Wiggling my pelvis
Last kid that stepped
I applied the camel clutch
And stretched his back like a muthafuckin bungie jump
What!
(Uh, uh, uh)
I'm Violent J back to make you smile more
I let my nut sac drag on the tile floor
I kick free styles for miles
My gold comes in piles
I worked on Belle Isle
I picked up deer shit and now I spit raps
I snap your neck
Cause my free styles are fresh.
(Laughs)
this song is great. i think that icp is better than twiztid in this song though
what's really great is how they came up with all this and even recorded it in less than an hour. Not that it's talent; it's terribly obvious. I laughed a few times before the end the first time I listened to it, though.
They came up with it and recorded it in an hour? It sure shows. Damn this song sucks (just like everything on the psychopathic label). I could go on for hours, but I'll let a lyric from the Geto Boys speak for me. Pay close attention to the lines marked with "".
"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right
And niggas always gotta high cap Showin' all his boys how he shot em
And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta "
Get it? If you're going to listen to rap, you can do a hell of a lot better than fat white-trash in facepaint.
Hmm...the HTML (fancy word for the internet's "brains", two things you guys probablt know nothing about) seems to have FUCT with the Geto Boys lyric. This site must be run by you jugga-hoez. Don't worry, I'll post it a thousand times if that's what it takes, cause you hicks really gotta hear this shit YOYO YO BALLS BALLS DICK TITTIES (just trying to speak in a way that you can understand) Remember, pay close attention to anything surrounded by a double parentheseis (two of these little half circle things, moron.)
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right ((A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don\'t start fights)) And niggas always gotta high cap Showin\' all his boys how he shot em ((But real gangsta-ass niggas don\'t flex much balls Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em)) ((And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep)) Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7 Cuz real gangsta ass niggas don\'t sleep
Hmm...who could they be talking to with this? Posers? Yeah...sounds about right to me. Funny how it's also like the Jamie Madrox biography REVERSED.
ok, first off jack, HTML is not the "brains of the net", what you aparently forgot about in your egotisticle flaming spree was that not only HTML, but JAVA, PHP, MYsql, ect. are also "brains for the net"
Next, why did you quote ghetto boyz, when the only time Jamie Madrox, The Monoxcide Child, Violent J, and shaggy 2 dope have claimed to be "gangsta" was when they masquerade as the Psychopathic Rydas, which this is clearly not the case.
Why do you say its Madrox's bio in reverse? please elaborate on this point.
If you are dissing us, then you must know us right? So why are you calling us hicks, when ICP/Twiztid clearly states its resentment for hilly billy/ redneck, the groups which the term hick is comonly applied to?
The ghetto boys are "gangsta"?
This song is fun.
The thing I find funny about JackBlackout's comment isn't that he is a tard who cant use a computer but that the Geto Boys are down with ICP and Bushwick Bill (the main member of Geto Boys) was even on a twiztid track look up Everybody Dies
Jvelvet is indeed correct, if anyone is even somewhat of a horrorcore fan, they would know that Ghetto Boyz are indeed friends with ICP and any1 else on Psychopathic Records.........So, wat im sain is, shut the fuck up if you dont know your history about anything!!!!! It just shows you're an ignorant dumbshit........