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Santa's Coming Lyrics
You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Cause I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! Fuck!
He's making a list, he's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's a fucker...
And nobody's getting fuck! You hear me?
Nobody's getting any toys! FUCK!
Nobody's getting fuck!
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake
He doesn't know a god damn thing 'cause the whole fucking thing is fake
"Santa, is there anything I can do?"
"Is there anything you can do? You can GET BACK TO WORK!"
You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Cause I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! Fuck!
He's making a list, he's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's a fucker...
And nobody's getting fuck! You hear me?
Nobody's getting any more toys! FUCK!
I want some fuckin *can't unnderstand it*
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake
Your stocking's filled with coal because you're a spoiled brat-ass dick
You better make sure you learn how to spell
Cause if you don't you're burning in hell
Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming,
I said Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming,
Santa Claus is coming to town
Shit
You better not pout I'm telling you why
He's gonna find out who's a fucker...
Nobody's getting any toys! FUCK!
Nobody's getting fuck!
He doesn't know a god damn thing 'cause the whole fucking thing is fake
"Is there anything you can do? You can GET BACK TO WORK!"
You better not pout I'm telling you why
He's gonna find out who's a fucker...
Nobody's getting any more toys! FUCK!
I want some fuckin *can't unnderstand it*
Your stocking's filled with coal because you're a spoiled brat-ass dick
Cause if you don't you're burning in hell
I said Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming,
Santa Claus is coming to town
Shit
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And nobody's getting fuck! You hear me? Nobody's getting any more toys! FUCK! I want some fuckin can't unnderstand it
the end is: I want some fuckin sluts. theres a lot of screaming you missed too
can't understand it = sleep
Darkness_5555 was closer, but it's actually "My wife's a fucking slut!"
Mrs. Claus, being a slut. Heh.
This is the funniest video ever. Oh, and KickerOfElves is right.
Just listening to a live bootleg of this song and finally got that line "My wife's a fucking slut"...now the "My wife is really big" thing on Chopped & Sliced finally makes sense!
I'm gonna try and inflict CKY Christmas songs on my family this year, should be fun...
finally. that's the first time i've heard someone other than me get that line right. I listened to it so many times over and over again because i knew what i read online wasn't right. It's so obvious when you know what Bam's saying.
And yeah, that Chopped And Sliced joke makes much more sense when you know the line.