Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only swallow dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh

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    as far as literal meaning, i have no fuckin idea. i just got lucky and found it on kazaa while looking for cky songs and songs in jackass. anyways, I THINK THIS IS THE BEST FREESTYLE RAP EVER AND BRANDON DICAMILLO IS KING SHIT.

    also= I(and many others) feel that JACKASS is the greatest show to come along in quite some time and it was the one thing that made sundays bearable. i would run my ass back to my apt. and my roomate and nieghbor would just all set there and get baked as shit and have the best 30 min of that week. now that those bumfucks took it off the air do to some kid is BULLSHIT!!!

             LONG LIVE PARTYBOY 
    com4tbly numbon March 06, 2002   Link
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    there was no littoral meaning, and com, lets not forget CKY didnt even like JACKASS because MTV cencored it... wtf are u doing commenting on this if u dont even know that?

    ckyon March 29, 2002   Link
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    Rock on com4tbly numb... Brandom Dicamillo IS the man... and Jackass is among the greatest shows to come on TV, esp MTV... but if, like me, you live right outside West Chester, you've seen CKY... you'll know why it is so much better... CKY rocks!!!

    kon104on March 31, 2002   Link
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    Yeah, Jackass is cool, but CKY2K is better. censorship sucks and almost ruins it.

    Phyxiuson April 12, 2002   Link
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    this song is so hilarious. it owns you.

    weezerific:cutleryon April 12, 2002   Link
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    The CKY trilogy are the best skate videos ever. Not to mention hilarious to watch. You wanna walk about jackass? jackass is nothing compared to these fucking movies.

    Spider6333on April 19, 2002   Link
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    THERE IS NO MEANING! IT's FREE STYLE, that's the point if youve seen the 2nd video you can just see he's pullin the stuff out of his ass. amazing stuff at that

    supernaut1978on May 01, 2002   Link
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    btw Jackass is a piece of shit compared to the cky vids, anyone who's seen them would agree

    supernaut1978on May 01, 2002   Link
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    I have seen them.. and i agree.

    mourninghasbrokenon May 01, 2002   Link
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    General Comment

    I just can't stand the fucks who listen to this song and think "Badass a guy from Jackass is freestyling!!!!111!!" No. He's part of the CKY crew, when I think of Jackass I think of Knoxville, Weeman and all those stupid fucks. Anyways, CKY owns all

    dougbrancheson May 03, 2002   Link

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