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I judge by what she's wearing
just how many heads I'm tearing
off of assholes coming on to her
(each night seems like it's getting worse)

And I wish she'd take the night off
so I don't have to fight off
every asshole coming on to her
(it happens every night she works)

They'll go and ask the DJ
And find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
(dont they know its never gonna work)

They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
(this time somebody's getting hurt)

Here comes the next contestant...

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
(I'll watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again
(And I'll watch you leave here limping)
There goes the next contestant.

I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming onto her
(dont they know its never gonna work)

And each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone keep's coming on to her
(this time somebody's getting hurt)

Here comes the next contestant...

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
(I'll watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again
(And I'll watch you leave here limping)
There goes the next contestant.

I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait till they get what they deserve
(This time somebody's getting hurt)

Here comes the next contestant...

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
(I'll watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again
(And I'll watch you leave here limping)
I wish you'd do it again
(Each night seems like it's getting worse)
I wish you'd do it again
(This time somebody's getting hurt)

There goes the next contestant.
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krampus15 On Jul 27, 2002
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Cover art for Next Contestant lyrics by Nickelback

It's about being a really jealous boyfriend obiously ;p And they're out in a club or bar ((:::

Cover art for Next Contestant lyrics by Nickelback

I assume this is about a guy who is a bouncer or "security" at a bar / club and his girlfriend is a cocktail waitress there and obviously gets hit on by lots of guys and gals.

My Interpretation
Negative
Subjective
Anger
Jealousy
Insecurity
Relationship Dynamics
Bar Scene
Protectiveness
Cover art for Next Contestant lyrics by Nickelback

i saw nickelback play earlier in the year..(feb.1, kool haus, toronto) fucking amazing show..

Cover art for Next Contestant lyrics by Nickelback

Awesome song, I heard it when they played in Ottawa.

Do you have a copy of it?? I've been looking for one since I heard them at that like last February.

Cover art for Next Contestant lyrics by Nickelback

I have a copy of it.

msn: ky13_x@hotmail.com aim: label thief

Cover art for Next Contestant lyrics by Nickelback

GREAT SONG!!! i got the album today, and this song is how i feel about my gf, everyone keeps trying to come onto her, and i'm over protective sometimes, so i wanna bash any guy who touches her, but yes, this song is about a guy who is very over protective of his gf

Cover art for Next Contestant lyrics by Nickelback

All i gotta say is : Someone has jealously issues lol

though i do not blame him one bit, its human nature

Cover art for Next Contestant lyrics by Nickelback

I was saving up for this album, then my sister goes and buys it. Oh well money for me i guess. I think its every bit within his right to be a jealous bastard. The chorus of this song is a bit funny though. Is that. Your hand. On my. (etc etc.) that bits a little wierd but still i love the song, kinda obvious what its about

Cover art for Next Contestant lyrics by Nickelback

this song is quality, another classic NB song, throw bac to the CURB days, still they are the most under rated Rock band in the UK

Cover art for Next Contestant lyrics by Nickelback

Boy do you have the lyrics messed up. I have no idea where you got them from, but on the CD, it is completely different.

theres also an album version.

 
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