Doghouse

IN THE WORLD OF MAN IN THE GREAT RAT RACE
MAKES HIS SPEECHES THEN HE DOES WHAT HE PLEASE
WINNERS OF THE MOSH IMPART THEIR GRACE
AS I WALLOW IN THE MUSH IN A DOGGY DAZE
I LIVE IN A KENNEL SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN CHEESE
CHUMS LOTS OF FLIES BUT WHY SHOULD I MIND
THEN I GET TRASHED BY THE HO THATS MY WIFE
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF KICKIN MY HINEY
LIFE IN THE CANINE WORLD
CATS TO CHASE AND A BONE TO BURY
FULL OF DOGGY STENCH IN THIS POO POO PLACE
IF I GET A PIECE OF TAIL I DONT WANT TO GET MARRIED
THIS IS JUST A DOGHOUSE WHY SHOULD I STAY
IF THESE FOLKS ARE CRAZY
THEY TRY TO TELL ME THAT THEY KNOW WHERE ITS AT
I DON'T KNOW MAYBE I'M LAZY
THIS IS JUST A DOGHOUSE, YOU SAID I'M A DOG
I LIVE LIKE A DOG
THIS IS MY DOGHOUSE
SO NOW ITS TIME TO GO WORK FOR THE MAN
I WORK FOR THE MAN AT THE TACO STAND
I KEEP ON GRINDING LIKE A DOG ALWAYS DOES
NO PLACE TO HIDE FOR THIS AMERICAN DOG
THIS IS JUST A DOGHOUSE, YOU SAID I'M A DOG
I LIVE LIKE A DOG
THIS IS MY DOGHOUSE
WHEN I FRICKIN FIND WHAT I'M LOOKIN FOR
I DIG RIGHT IN AND TAKE MY PLACE
MAYBE I SEEM CRASS AND CRUDE
BUT A DOG HAS TO DO WHAT A DOG HAS TO DO
THIS IS JUST A DOGHOUSE, YOU SAID I'M A DOG
I LIVE LIKE A DOG
THIS IS MY DOGHOUSE
I'M JUST A DOG, I EAT CAT FECES, FEEL LIKE A HYDRANT ON THIS DOGGY STREET
LIVE IN THE DOGHOUSE, EVERYBODY HATES ME
I WANT TO GET LAID, BUT EVERYBODY TAKES ME
I'M YOUR DOG AND YOU'RE BITCHES