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Hi, you've reached the alzheimers research um..a..lavatory...no, uh...laboramy...lobotomy...no...oh anyway, the place thingy where we study...um, what was it? anyway, if you wish to leave a...ooh gosh, what was it?...um...a...a ménage a trois, no if you wish to leave a...oh, please speak after the...the, the...the bath...no the, the, the...Bee--

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weatherednrusted On Jul 09, 2002

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Cover art for Alzheimers Answering Machine lyrics by Monty Python

by syko_brat

20y ago

First post, sweet. Havent heard this before, probably on a record but our record player doesnt have a stylus coz its a piece of s**t (like it isnt half obvious what that says :P) so i cant listen to it so bugger. Anyway sounds funny :P

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