Planet, Schmanet - Wise Up Janet Weiss

Agent M (as Frank): I'll tell you once; I won't tell you twice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste too nice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.
Agent M (as Frank): I've laid the seed; it should be all you need. You're as sensual as a pencil; wound up like an E or a first string. When we made it, didja hear a bell ring?
Agent M (as Frank): Ya gotta block? Take my advice. You better wise up, Janet Weiss. The transducer will seduce ya.
Janet: My feet! I can't move my feet!
Dr. Scott: My veels! My God, I can't move my veels!
Brad: It's almost as if we're glued to the spot!
Agent M (as Frank): You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!
Janet: We're trapped!
Agent M (as Frank): It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind fuck can be nice.
Dr. Scott: You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic transducer...it is some kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device?
Brad: You mean...?
Dr. Scott: Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here has found a way of perfecting it. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time itself!
Janet: You mean he's going to send us to another planet?
Agent M (as Frank): Planet, schmanet, Janet!
Agent M (as Frank): You better wise up Janet Weiss. You better wise up, build your thighs up, you better wise up...
Narrator: And then she cried out...
Janet: Stop!
Agent M (as Frank): Don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard.
Brad: You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter.
Dr. Scott: You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter.
Janet: You're a hot dog...