Agent M (as Frank): I'll tell you once; I won't tell you twice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste too nice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.

Agent M (as Frank): I've laid the seed; it should be all you need. You're as sensual as a pencil; wound up like an E or a first string. When we made it, didja hear a bell ring?

Agent M (as Frank): Ya gotta block? Take my advice. You better wise up, Janet Weiss. The transducer will seduce ya.

Janet: My feet! I can't move my feet!
Dr. Scott: My veels! My God, I can't move my veels!
Brad: It's almost as if we're glued to the spot!
Agent M (as Frank): You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!
Janet: We're trapped!
Agent M (as Frank): It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind fuck can be nice.

Dr. Scott: You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic is some kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device?
Brad: You mean...?
Dr. Scott: Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here has found a way of perfecting it. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time itself!
Janet: You mean he's going to send us to another planet?
Agent M (as Frank): Planet, schmanet, Janet!

Agent M (as Frank): You better wise up Janet Weiss. You better wise up, build your thighs up, you better wise up...

Narrator: And then she cried out...
Janet: Stop!

Agent M (as Frank): Don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard.
Brad: You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter.
Dr. Scott: You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter.
Janet: You're a hot dog...

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Planet, Schmanet - Wise Up Janet Weiss song meanings
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    General CommentThis song is so entertaining!!! I Love TB! But, I think I am TOTALLY missing something, cuz the whole hotdog bit at the end is beyond lost on me... anybody care to help a poor blonde out on this one?
    VoCaLsViXeNSDon July 08, 2002   Link
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    General Commentjanet------frank furter-----rocky horror picture show......ring a bell?

    a frank is also a hotdog....duh.

    nerdypunkchickon August 25, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis has been worthy of a lot of laughs in maths. i was so happy when i found this song.ha.
    queen_of_spriteon December 22, 2004   Link
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    General CommentI'm a huge Tsunami Bomb fan and an even bigger RHPS fan. This makes me smile!
    Sordidaon May 01, 2006   Link
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    General Commentlmfao. i love this song with a passion. bwahaha this i love those kidds in Tsunami Bomb ^^.
    crowslayer91on July 29, 2006   Link

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