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Funland At The Beach Lyrics
Sunny Sunday at the amusement park
See the fat hands spill their pop
Oh babe - lots of flags and ballons
But someone sabotaged the roller coaster last night
Ran a turn and then it smashed right down
Through the crowded haunted house below
Oh No
Human hamburger No
And it's Crushed little Kids
Crushed little Kids
Crushed little Kids
Adorn the boardwalk
See the tourists drop their jaws and cones
See the owners smell a big lawsuit
Oh Police! (call your lawyer first)
Make the witnesses go home
And they'll turn on the TV
And see the crushed little kids
Adorn the boardwalk...
I think jello has something against little kids (I kill Children comes to mind)...can't blame him though...this song is hilarious, love the visual my mind paints when I hear this song
@labtech2659 Both songs were written for the sake of satire as well as shock value. I don't think Jello has anything against little kids at all.
@labtech2659 Both songs were written for the sake of satire as well as shock value. I don't think Jello has anything against little kids at all.
This song reminds me of I Kill Children with the references to dead kids....i think that Jello is trying to say that a lot of managerial type people are more concerned with money than with the safety of customers or indeed their mortality. Its so funny though when he says "crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk" with that really happy voice
wicked intro
I thought the details of the song were so specific that it had to be based on a true news story, but I've never found confirmation of that theory anywhere. Regardless, it definitely seems to be satirizing how society reacts to a massive tragedy - especially with how the parents are depicted as being primarily concerned with getting a big lawsuit payout ("Oh police! / Call your lawyer first") and the local news showing graphic depictions of their deaths for ratings.