The Mr. T Experience

New Girlfriend

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My new girlfriend is better than you she's got bigger breasts and a higher IQ and she always knows which fork to use and she doesn't always have some lame excuse she's a-wigglin' and a-gigglin' and a-bakin' a pie and I can tell by the look in her eye that she's never gonna make me have to wonder why and we're gonna have a hell of a time she's better than you when she's with me and we're hanging around we sit and talk about how you let me down and how you always used to make that annoying sound and how you sure could stand to lose a few pounds so I really hope you're happy with the way it turned out cause you made a fool of me but who's laughing now who's laughing now and who's laughing not HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA she's better than you my new girlfriend is better than you she's got higher breasts and a bigger IQ.

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alk3girl On Jun 08, 2002

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by Idsaysgo

21y ago

Could you imagine actually singing this song to someone? Man, she'd either kill herself or you, really. Really leaves no stone unturned here, except maybe pulling the "smell" card (always potent).

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