Get A Room

Congratulations, you're in love. The lonely nights are gone.
But now you're making us all sick, the way you're carrying on
Put you're tongue in you're mouth, keep you're hands of her ass It's an embarrassing public display- Have you no sense of shame?
Or get a room, we'll all pitch in- If you'll go away.
A string of spit connects your mouths, I'm trying hard not to look.
And all the endless baby talk, is going to make me puke
I don't care who's the bigger Schmoopy head
I'm hearing you talk and I wish I was dead

oh baby, oh honey, oh pumpkin, oh schnookums, oh babe.
Get a room, I'll pay for it- if you'll go away. Go Away.
Just bring it down a notch or two, you're gathering a crowd And I can tell from over here, you're visibly aroused.
Don't dry hump in restaurants, it's unsanitary and rude now it's dinner and a show, but I just wanted food.
While you're having you're heated session, in the busiest intersection.
Knock it off, now the light is green.
Or get a room- we'll all pitch in, if you'll go away.
Go away. Go away. Go Away. Or break up. Or fuck off. Knock it off.

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    General Comment
    It's About couples that makeout and dry hump in public, which is pretty nasty, thank you Vandals for making a song about it!
    vandalgroupie69on May 27, 2002   Link
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    What's dry hump? sorry i live in a cave. Email me with the answer please.
    smgsucks2001on May 30, 2002   Link
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    Great song, I hate those people that sit there like on the street making out, or in school. "I don't care who's the bigger Schmoopy head, I'm hearing you talk and I wish I was dead" Hahaha so good And dry hump is when youre all up on eachother...gyrating ;) but clothed and arroused
    thatsteveguyon June 01, 2002   Link
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    I could swear that this song was written about my best friend and her boyfriend!! Love the lyrics. the Vandals always put things so eloquently!
    WiSdOmon June 05, 2002   Link
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    haha this song is awesome. I play it for my sis and her bf they're always up on each other and being gay it makes me sick. They're like i love you, no i love you more. Grrr... I'm hearing them talk and I wish I was dead.
    HitlerBadVandalsGoodon September 01, 2002   Link
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    this song is so cool.
    LoserDude45on September 11, 2002   Link
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    This rules so much. People like that make me sick. They sit in the street and make out and rub noses. The Vandals are awesome for songs like this, because they just take the piss out of everything that nobody else does. It's class. "I don't care who's the bigger Schmoopy head. I'm hearing you talk and I wish I was dead"- How true is that? Eeeeuuurrrrggghh I hate listening to how 'in love' people are. C'mon The Vandals!
    pennywiser_than_uon October 13, 2002   Link
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    man this is a great song. its like its written for these two idiots at my school who are always all over each other during school. and noone cares but yet i get yelled at for giving my gf a hug. *sigh* principals suck.
    MallratBrodieon May 14, 2004   Link

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