i have a fat chode and a small weener
it smells sometimes but thats ok
i love to fart on my grandpas face
every time he blows me i close my eyes

hey what about me
im the HUMAN CHODE
NOBODY Cares about me because
i have a chode

my grandpa has herpes
he smells like a turtle
he lives in nigeria and smells like a turtle
poop on his eye and you will be just like him

hey what about me
im the HUMAN CHODE
NOBODY Cares about me because
i have a chode


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    My friend shaved his pubic hairs into a mohawk...just figured u all should know

    WafeMeMyFriendon July 21, 2002   Link
  • 0
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    this song is damn funny. it was on the early demo flyswatter. its hilarious

    t dogon June 04, 2002   Link
  • 0
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    blink are awesome!! this song is damn funny!

    heather7515on June 06, 2002   Link
  • 0
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    blink is awesome but ne1 who TRIES to bring them down just cant suceed b/c they enjoy making fun of ppl and ppl enjoy making fun of them..it all works out*Buh bye

    Somaliveon July 13, 2002   Link
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    FUCK YEAH to nuclear crap, n e one who scooters is a fagoto.

    P.S that pubic mohawk shit is sweet

    Mutton July 24, 2002   Link
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    Hmmmmm very interesting indeed... Now, do you really think that taking 5 minutes of your life up to type that out made a difference? Now I'm not going to say you're gay (I'm going to imply it, but not say it), but do you think posting thats going to make blink stop and think, "Oh we should just give up, some dumb fuck on this site doesn't like one song on an old demo of ours when we were fucking teenagers" and they'll just go away over night? They've worked hard for what they've accomplished and they aren't going to let little piss ants like you get in their way. Oh, and about the 5 minutes of your life typing it thing, it also took me 5 minutes to read it so I'd like 5 minutes of my life back thank you very much.

    TooHOtfOrYouToHANDleon July 25, 2002   Link
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    I think the five minutes of my life spent typing that was well spent. All I want is people to LISTEN. I don't care what difference it makes, its just people need to be more open and get their head out of Blink 182's ass to see that they didn't spend their life on this, they probably spent 10 minutes writing this song and others like it. Blink has songs that can be considered good, but trash like this just brings it down. Im not hoping to bring them down I don't even care, I'm just trying to get people to have more of an open mind.

    DeathofZeroon July 25, 2002   Link
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    By the way although they wrote this song a while back they still are writing trash like this (see fuck a dog, grandpas an ass, etc.)

    DeathofZeroon July 25, 2002   Link
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    hey ummm DEATHOFZERO,, alright man hardcore bro.. but you are gay... blink does mess around and make funny songs lie this one and its great to be like that... but have u even heard any of they're other songs.. i mean they mess around but all they're serious stuff has great messgaes (not sayin the funny stuff isn't great) i still think that adam's song has the best lyrics ever, how can that not be a great song... that right there is hwat keeps blink going strong... blink kicks ass

    xactscienceon August 05, 2002   Link
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    hey dont take tha piss outta t dog just coz he likes ridin scooters, it perfectly fine, like getting naked in front of ur mom

    wannafeeon August 16, 2002   Link

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