The Kiss (Skit) Lyrics
I'm gonna kill this bitch
Im'a kill him
I'm going to fucking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch
Yo man
What
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this
Man would u shut the fuck up dave you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there
Aight let me park
Just park
Im parkin!
Turn the car off dogg
Aight
Aight we wait
We wait for what
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty
Man dont point that shit at me
Its not even loaded bitch, look
Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit
Yea but its funny as fuck
Muthafucka im gonna kill you one of these days i swear
Gets you everytime
Is that her?
where?
Right there mothafucka
Oohh yeah
Aight get down get down
Fuck, what u doing to her?
Get Down!
What the fuck you want me to get under the car?
Yo, who she walkin with
How the fuck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down
Its the fuckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him
I dont think so
Dogg she just fucken kissed him
No she didnt
Shes kissin him
No shes not
Ohh shit
Come on

holy shit funny ass

Does anybody know the song they play in the background of this skit? It sounds good, but I can not find it anywhere!

Hey, my car sounds like that when you leave the door open. It does that noise. Maybe he stole my car. Rats, still there.

eminem is scary........

umm dyingtolive ........ hes not scary.....................hes tellin it the way it is................................... hes keeping it real tellin how he has to live.................. my man Emin3m :p

........how can my feet smell if they dont have a nose?.....

I like this skit because he's replaying the story of what happened that fateful night. He's not hinding it and it explains the meaning of some of his other lyrics.

Decockster is right. This is what eminem saw that night he followed her to the bar or club or whatever. He saw her kissing the bouncer Guerrera i think. And lost it. According to Guerrera eminem pistol whiped him.

Isn't the guy's name Gary? Why did they say his name was Dave. It sounds like Eminemt calls him Gary on the CD. Someone please enlighten me. Oh yeah, this is funny shit.

yeah it does sound like Gary, and i agree wif boxcarchaser, wats the song in the background? i heard somthin bout marlyn manson...hm o well