"The Kiss (Skit)" as written by and Mathers/bass....
[Eminem:]
I'm gonna kill this bitch
Im'a kill him
I'm going to fucking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch

[Dave:]
Yo man

[Eminem:]
What

[Dave:]
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this

[Eminem:]
Man would u shut the fuck up dave you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there

[Dave:]
Aight let me park

[Eminem:]
Just park

[Dave:]
Im parkin!

[Eminem:]
Turn the car off dogg

[Dave:]
Aight

[Eminem:]
Aight we wait

[Dave:]
We wait for what

[Eminem:]
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her

[Dave:]
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for

[Eminem:]
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty

[Dave:]
Man dont point that shit at me

[Eminem:]
Its not even loaded bitch, look

[Dave:]
Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit

[Eminem:]
Yea but its funny as fuck

[Dave:]
Muthafucka im gonna kill you one of these days i swear

[Eminem:]
Gets you everytime
Is that her?

[Dave:]
where?

[Eminem:]
Right there mothafucka

[Dave:]
Oohh yeah

[Eminem:]
Aight get down get down

[Dave:]
Fuck, what u doing to her?

[Eminem:]
Get Down!

[Dave:]
What the fuck you want me to get under the car?

[Eminem:]
Yo, who she walkin with

[Dave:]
How the fuck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down

[Eminem:]
Its the fuckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him

[Dave:]
I dont think so

[Eminem:]
Dogg she just fucken kissed him

[Dave:]
No she didnt

[Eminem:]
Shes kissin him

[Dave:]
No shes not

[Eminem:] Gets out car

[Dave:]
Ohh shit

[Eminem:]
Come on

[Screaming & Running]


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    General Commentholy shit funny ass
    notwuitehereon June 08, 2002   Link
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    General CommentDoes anybody know the song they play in the background of this skit? It sounds good, but I can not find it anywhere!
    Boxcar Chaseron June 16, 2002   Link
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    General CommentHey, my car sounds like that when you leave the door open. It does that noise. Maybe he stole my car. Rats, still there.
    Red-Spyderon June 16, 2002   Link
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    General Commenteminem is scary........
    dyingtoliveon June 20, 2002   Link
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    General Commentumm dyingtolive ........ hes not scary.....................hes tellin it the way it is................................... hes keeping it real tellin how he has to live..................
    my man Emin3m :p
    flammable_floweron June 20, 2002   Link
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    General Comment........how can my feet smell if they dont have a nose?.....
    dyingtoliveon June 29, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI like this skit because he's replaying the story of what happened that fateful night. He's not hinding it and it explains the meaning of some of his other lyrics.
    The_Decocksteron July 21, 2002   Link
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    General CommentDecockster is right. This is what eminem saw that night he followed her to the bar or club or whatever. He saw her kissing the bouncer Guerrera i think. And lost it. According to Guerrera eminem pistol whiped him.
    D-devilon August 01, 2002   Link
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    General CommentIsn't the guy's name Gary? Why did they say his name was Dave. It sounds like Eminemt calls him Gary on the CD. Someone please enlighten me. Oh yeah, this is funny shit.
    zacsteron March 20, 2003   Link
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    General Commentyeah it does sound like Gary, and i agree wif boxcarchaser, wats the song in the background? i heard somthin bout marlyn manson...hm o well
    MetaLLiCA-FRkon June 14, 2004   Link

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