I would love to tour the Southland
In a traveling minstrel show
Yes I'd love to tour the Southland
In a traveling minstrel show
Yes I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh
Sound just like a record on the phonograph
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago, oh yeah
I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time
I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time
'Cause he looks so fine upon that hill
They tell me he was lonely, he's lonely still
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago, oh yeah
I stepped up on the platform
The man gave me the news
He said, You must be joking son
Where did you get those shoes?
Where did you get those shoes?
Well, I've seen 'em on the TV, the movie show
They say the times are changing but I just don't know
These things are gone forever
Over a long time ago, oh yeah
In a traveling minstrel show
Yes I'd love to tour the Southland
In a traveling minstrel show
Yes I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh
Sound just like a record on the phonograph
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago, oh yeah
I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time
I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time
'Cause he looks so fine upon that hill
They tell me he was lonely, he's lonely still
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago, oh yeah
I stepped up on the platform
The man gave me the news
He said, You must be joking son
Where did you get those shoes?
Where did you get those shoes?
Well, I've seen 'em on the TV, the movie show
They say the times are changing but I just don't know
These things are gone forever
Over a long time ago, oh yeah
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It is about TIME TRAVEL.
Donald Fagen, in an interview said, " I stepped on the platform / the man gave me the news - we conceived the 'platform' as a teleportation device"
"The man gave me the news" - the protagonist has looked at the date on a newspaper - different from the time he just left.
Fagen also said, " And there are other key lines like, 'I've never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time'. What we're actually saying is I plan to find the time that he lived in".
A great song.
to the abandonment of touring after the Pretzel Logic album. In addition to this, the booking of Steely Dan at this time was ridiculous. There would be shows in which The Dan would be booked with the likes of Black Oak Arkansas...and of course they would get blown off the stage. All of these factors, coupled with the factors of which we do not know, had to raise some self-doubts within Steely Dan. Perhaps there were nights when they would question weather or not they should adbandon their jazz style in favor the more straight forward hard rock style
of music occurring at the time
This is a song about the ego dying..the part of you that gives a shit about inconsequential things...that adolescent kid grows up....The Dan are cool...cuz they went through these deaths and are out on the other side...grown ups playing grown up music
The event concerning Napoleon is probably a moment captured in War and Peace, when he had just about captured Moscow and stood on Poklonny Hill in anticipation of what he thought was inevitable victory. As it turned out, capturing Moscow was the beginning of his end. The grandeur the singer believes to be within his reach is never going to come -- just as Napoleon's belief that Moscow would be the last victory he'd ever have to win was illusory. Oh, but the glory of standing on that hill and taking in that view before everything unravels.
If you read some of the earlier posts, mark36 has it right: Pretzel Logic is twisted logic. Or as the Open Dictionary puts it, faulty or circular reasoning that does not stand up to scrutiny. And that is really what this song is all about!
Take a look at the lyrics, find some of the references and see if you agree with me.
The first verse talks about the creators of Amos and Andy, Charles Correll and Freeman Gosden in the 1920s and 30s. If you look up the somewhat notorious show or read the Wikipedia entry, you'll know three things: 1. The creators of Amos and Andy were white, not black. 2. They were both familiar with the minstrel traditions and met in the south (Durham, North Carolina). 3. Prior to each show, Gosden and Corell recorded the show on records and were then able to distribute the records to radio studios. According to the article, Amos 'n' Andy was the first radio program to be distributed by syndication in the US and was a huge hit.
The pretzel logic to this verse is the fact that Correll and Gosden, smart, professional white men, made a fortune playing naive, less than professional black men on the radio. Basically, the public was scammed into believing that two white men were playing two black men.
The second verse is about Napoleon Hill, a self-help author from the late 1920s through the 1940s. He might be described as a failed businessman (and con man) whose greatest work, Think and Grow Rich was a best seller dedicated to the secret of wealth and achievement. His 'secret' or theory was basically, "you have to have money to make money". Or put a different way, if you think about money, if you plan to have a lot of money and act like you have a lot of money, eventually you WILL have a lot of money. (Anyone see the pretzel logic here?)
Some articles and bigoraphies describe Napoleon Hill as a scam artist who suffered from depresson and loneliness. And others credit him with creating the self-help industry. But his most popular work definitely contains a lot of pretzel logic.
The last verse is also about a scam. If you consult 'the Googles', you'll see that it is a common scam in New Orleans. This one, however, is still going on.
In this part of the song, the singer gets on a shoe shine platform while the proprietor or "business man" tells him where the action in town is, etc. (marking the singer as new to town) asks him where he got his shoes. The scam is that the obvious answer is "on your feet", but if you play the game of having the guy 'guess' - you're going to be out of money when you get the smart alecky answer. If you refuse to pay, I would imagine the consequences are worse. Either way, you'll pay.
The pretzel logic in this one is the question ("Where did you get those shoes?") and the answer ("on your feet").
So three stories of cons games and scams... Linked together by "those days are gone forever" the same way The Who sang the refrain "...we won't get fooled again...". Basically Steely Dan are talking about some pretty shady dealings that take in the unsuspecting and also saying all of those "games" were in the past...when not all of them are. PRETZEL LOGIC!
Even without the revelation, this song has awesome vocals and guitar work. It style and content is representative of and unmistakably 'the Dan'. The strange thing is that this song appeared on the namesake album in 1974 and not on The Royal Scam album of 1976. It would appear that con games and scams were never too far from the mind of Becker and Fagan.
So yes, the song is about "time travel" ... kinda, sorta, but not really.
Awesome song!!!
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I view the entire work of Steely Dan as a Beat Opera. I suspect Boroughs Nova Theory and the way he mixed up his story's is ever present in all of Steely Dans work. This may be the reason that it is felt things may belong of fit in better somewhere else. 3rd World Man is a Rondo that directs us back to the start to do it again.
I agree, It is an awesome song..I have always liked the sound images of the razor on the mirror that is created with a cymbal during the chorus.
Literary time travel is something I have experienced often. I spent alot of time starting in the 1950's going to the movies on Saturdays. Still, 'til this day I am hooked on all sorts of literature! Each time I left the theater I experienced a jolt, a realization, focusing me back to reality, at times it was the bright sunlight & wall a of humidity that snapped me back from Treasure Island or the rain that woke me up from being underwater in some Jules Verne tale of thought experiment...
The mechanized hum of another world has always held an escape for me from the time period I often find myself stuck in but can't find a way out or hitch a ride to a more comfortable place. Steely Dan does this for me also.
I like the literary ideal of time travel as well as going to places I have yet to go. Being On the Road is something we all seem to desire when we're stuck, Reelin, panic stricken with the toils of everyday life, sorta, kinda like Virginia in the novel The Years.
You have a gift Hoops!
Napoleon Hill is a guy that was secretly admired by a select social sect, if you will...
Handsome as the day is long, not to mention he looked and had a build that was much like that of Brother Neal Cassady. But Nappy wasn't a cuckold, (see author Edgar 'laughing' Chance for more context) although a women tried to make him one when he was 15. But he stood up to her and did what he knew was right and left her. He wasn't a loser! This at a time when it wasn't too cool, socially. He went on to make money and teach many others to do the same. His picture is featured on the cover of 'Can't Buy A Thrill'
I wish I had the skills to write as nicely as you Hoops. Well done and Thank You for your valuable insights.
"I stepped up on the platform
The man gave me the news
He said, You must be joking Son
Where did you get those shoes?"
Hitler leaps onto a beer hall table and fires a gun at the ceiling. He is arrested, thrown in jail, writes Mein Kamph.
Over a long "time" ago/oh yeah
This song is about time travel....
I have never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the "time"
Over a long "time" ago/oh yeah
I stepped upon the platform, the man he gave the news
He said you must be joking son-where did you get those shoes?
(He is on a platform about to time travel again, and is likely wearing shoes from another era..maybe even Napoleon's era?)
Well, I've seen them on the TV, the movie show, (two different eras)
they say that "time" is changing but I just don't know
over a long "time" ago/oh yeah
I also suggest that Dan fans need to hear the NY Rock n' Soul Review version. Mike MacDonald singing the shoes line is great. All in all NYRnSR is diverse artists ( Fagen ;MacDonald, Scaggs; Snow; the lead guy from the Rascals)
enjoying playing with each other.