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Max the Dork – P.O. Boxes Lyrics 23 years ago
Redefines the term "Going Postal." You have to hear the dialog between the postal worker and the customer in the song. Pure entertainment.

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Max the Dork – Just a Love Song Lyrics 23 years ago
I wrote this song as a comment for why I never write love songs: The fact of the matter is that I suck at it. I try to write something all mushy and it comes out like this. Leave Emo to those who have feelings.

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Max the Dork – Zero Down Lyrics 23 years ago
I wrote this song in about 5 minutes on my way home from K-Mart. Layaway is awesome.

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Max the Dork – Buddy, the Crack Smokin' Kitty Lyrics 23 years ago
I have a cat. His name is Buddy. He smokes crack. What else is there to know? My kids (Katie, 10, and Robbie, 9) sing backup vocals on this song.

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Girlband – Assfault Lyrics 23 years ago
This is the greatest song ever! I particularly like the 2 year-old at the end that says "fuck you steve, I hope you die Steve"

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Max the Dork – 42 Lyrics 23 years ago
Route 42, AKA the North-South Freeway, in South Jersey is the most nefarious piece of road for commuters going to Philadelphia, rivaled only by the Schuylkill Expressway. However, I never had to commute on the Schuylkill, so I wrote this song about 42.

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Rush – The Temples of Syrinx Lyrics 23 years ago
Neil Peart did an exceptional job of adapting Ayn Rand's book Anthem to the album-side manifesto known as 2112. Whereas in Anthem, the lost identity in the future society was in the elimination of the word "I," in 2112 Peart created the concept of a musicless society. Temples of Syrinx is the song that introduces the listener to this society and sets the stage for the hero who discovers an ancient artifact, a guitar from a bygone era. 2112 still remains one of my favorite concept albums from the Prog Rock era, and certainly one of the most political and intellectual pieces in rock history.

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