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When I want something really bad
And I don't have no money I don't get sad
I take it to the counter, and I don't have to pay
Coz I'll just put it on layaway

Layaway! Layaway!
My Best Friend
Layaway! Layaway!
A means to an end
I take it to the counter, and I don't have to pay
Coz I'll just put it on layaway!

Layaway!
Layaway!

When I go down to the avenue
I can't pay for sex, but I don't get blue
I talk to the hooker, and she makes my day
Coz I just put that whore on layaway

Layaway! Layaway!
My Best Friend
Layaway! Layaway!
A means to an end
I talk to the hooker, and she makes my day
Coz I just put that whore on layaway

Layaway!
Layaway!
Layaway!
Layaway!

When the woman that I love wants to settle down (Layaway!)
And my wallet is thin, I don't wear a frown (Layaway!)
I don't worry bout the church, I don't have to pay
I put that fucking bitch on layaway

Layaway! Layaway!
My Best Friend
Layaway! Layaway!
A means to an end
I don't worry bout the church, I don't have to pay
I just put that fucking bitch on layaway

Layaway!
Layaway!

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maxthedork On Jun 04, 2002

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When I want something really bad
And I don't have no money I don't get sad
I take it to the counter, and I don't have to pay
Coz I'll just put it on layaway

Layaway! Layaway!
    My Best Friend
  Layaway! Layaway!
    A means to an end
  I take it to the counter, and I don't have to pay
  Coz I'll just put it on layaway!

Layaway!
    Layaway!

When I go down to the avenue
I can't pay for sex, but I don't get blue
I talk to the hooker, and she makes my day
Coz I just put that whore on layaway

Layaway! Layaway!
    My Best Friend
  Layaway! Layaway!
    A means to an end
  I talk to the hooker, and she makes my day
  Coz I just put that whore on layaway

Layaway!
    Layaway!
    Layaway!
    Layaway!

When the woman that I love wants to settle down (Layaway!)
And my wallet is thin, I don't wear a frown (Layaway!)
I don't worry bout the church, I don't have to pay
I put that fucking bitch on layaway

Layaway! Layaway!
    My Best Friend
  Layaway! Layaway!
    A means to an end
  I don't worry bout the church, I don't have to pay
  I just put that fucking bitch on layaway

Layaway!
    Layaway!

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2002-06-04 20:59:20

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I wrote this song in about 5 minutes on my way home from K-Mart. Layaway is awesome.

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