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Astronautalis – Meet Me Here Later Lyrics 15 years ago
From the lyrics provided with the album (and thank you for admitting you don't necessarily have the right lyrics):

Baptized and salt skinned with bitten lipped
Smiles I pass by all lost in the sketchy lead
Lines of bread crumbs retraced for the rest of the ride
Bathed in the moonlight of perfect American nights

Funny ride, lovely night, song sets the pace
Young lovers sing along through touched face
True love waits in shallow waters under darkened skies
Preying on handcuffed hands of solid plans and blacked out eyes

We're killing cowboys left and right again with guilty little trips and recycled cans
(Gimme whiskey lips and dirty hands)
Everyone's got a ribbon all of a sudden and a soapbox to stand

Starry-eyed and shitfaces on their plans, let's call the super models
And your favorite bands, ask them all just exactly what they've got planned (to save us from our own impeding doom)

They were, baptized and salt skinned with bitten lipped smiles, all lost in (all lost in)...
"Oh God, how you grow, oh God how you grow."
Meet me here later and we'll make out

They were broke bone and paint chipped
With bitten lip (bitten lip) smiles and soft heads
"Oh Lord, how you shine, oh Lord how you shine."
Meet me here later and we'll make out

The last ones roll bowling balls right down 3rd street
Doing donuts through the front lawns, keg in back seat
Paint stained pants, gas huff, make out, and bleed
Mr. Mouthful of bugs has pockets packed with popcorn seeds

It cost me nothing, the assholes all obsessed with spelling, sweaty
Out of breath from yelling, chase them up and down the ceiling, Fuck your bleeding heart
Take another twenty, buddy, all we need is murder money
Czek swore I'd laugh at anything

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Astronautalis – Oceanwalk Lyrics 15 years ago
This song is about him teaching himself how to rap while walking his dog (a soft-coated wheaten terrier named Dolly) through "the mean streets of Atlantic Beach, Florida."

Straight from the man's mouth.

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Astronautalis – Barrel Jumping (A Man of Letters) Lyrics 15 years ago
One change I would make to this for certain would be to the line
"Your lovliness"

I really think it goes
"You love the mess? I'll give you one that you'll never forget."

As in a mess of himself after riding a barrel off of Niagara Falls.

In the end, he survives the fall (no big bang, no big mess), which I think mimics thinking you'll never get over someone, and then slowly learning to live with things.

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Butthole Surfers – The Lord Is a Monkey Lyrics 15 years ago
Deeper meaning or no, it's the premise of the song.

It doesn't make sense, it's not really supposed to make sense or to be considered depply, I agree.

But it also has a loose storyline that shouldn't be denied.

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Butthole Surfers – My Brother's Wife Lyrics 16 years ago
And he has not done his brother's wife. He has accidentally walked in on his brother's wife topless.

All he can say is "...I really must be off."

He would rather not be sexually attracted to his brother's wife.

This leads me to imagine a situation where the man is not attracted to his brother's wife, really, but hasn't had sex in a long time. The first breasts he sees in ages are his brother's wife's.

"Not my brother's wife's breasts"

Any breasts but those.

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Butthole Surfers – My Brother's Wife Lyrics 16 years ago
I am king of my dominion.

I share the secrets of the clout.

Jesus, the clown? Really?

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Butthole Surfers – Thermador Lyrics 16 years ago
Haha.

Everybody know freedom.


Frito's are delicious, though, so I approve.

There's so much wrong with these lyrics, but I'm too tired.

Tomorrow, tomorrow.

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Butthole Surfers – Cough Syrup Lyrics 16 years ago
Also, the finishing verses are beautiful.



I heard that his brother is a viking, he like to solve a problem with a gun
I'd rather be a sailor than a fighter, I'd like to sail a ship into the sun
I know that your mother is a martyr, I heard she's got connections with the mob
I'd rather be a matchstick than a lighter, I'd like to see the wood curl up and burn



If you don't get it after that much, you don't get it.

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Butthole Surfers – Cough Syrup Lyrics 16 years ago
Third BS song that I've re-done tonight:

She played for the Angels
I played for the Tribe
The summer had been stolen
And the bases were all loaded
There was big money on the line
Big money all the time
Yeah, there was big money on the line
Well, I can't walk so I guess I'm gonna stay at home
They can have my legs just leave my mail alone

I was in the kitchen
The year was in the fall
A friend of mine had told me that there weren't no point in moanin
No there weren't no point at all
There was big fire in the hall, yeah
There weren't no points at all

Well I can't walk so I guess I'm gonna stay at home
They can have my legs just leave my mail alone
And I can't talk so I guess I got nothing to say
I'll keep my eyes just take these tears away

Lock stock and barrel
All the dogs were gone and feral
And the car ran like a broken percolator
His liver had gone hard and he wouldn't mow the yard
There was big money on the line

And I heard that his brother was a viking
He liked to solve a problem with a gun
If you wanna know the facts you gotta teach em how to act
And I hate cough syrup, don't you?

I'd rather be a sailor than a fighter
I'd like to sail a ship into the sun
If you wanna know the truth you gotta dig up Johnny Booth
And I hate cough syrup, don't you?

I know that your mother is a martyr
I heard she's got connections with the mob
If you wanna learn to fight you gotta drink up all the light
And I hate cough syrup, don't you?

I'd rather be a matchstick than a lighter
I'd like to see the wood curl up and burn
If you wanna touch the sky you must be prepared to die
And I hate cough syrup, don't you?

I hate cough syrup and I hate the food in Europe
And I hate cough syrup, it's true
If you wanna know the truth, you gotta dig up Johnny Booth
And I hate cough syrup, don't you?
I hate cough syrup, it's true.


The song is about things that suck that you can't avoid. Such as cough syrup. "I can't walk, so I guess I'm gonna stay at home." "A friend of mine had told me that there ain't no point in moanin."

"If you wanna know the truth you gotta dig up Johnny Booth" alludes to John Wilkes Booth, who shot a great president, which is something we can't change. The food in Europe sucks, but if you want to enjoy Europe, you've got to eat.

People who think that Butthole Surfers' lyrics don't make sense are retarded, they're all some of the most blatant lyrics I've ever heard.

He mumbles. That's all.

Try listening harder, every song is really easy to understand if you pay attention.

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Butthole Surfers – Ah Ha Lyrics 16 years ago
Also, it's clearly about being stuck in a dead end rut that seems busy but holds nothing. He's got no good stories to the point where he can't remember what goes where in a good story (hence the second verse) and he doesn't want to die that way.

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Butthole Surfers – Ah Ha Lyrics 16 years ago
These lyrics are shamefully wrong as well.

Closest I can figure (Not perfect) are:

Hello Monday
Seems like Friday happened just the other day
Tuesday fades to Friday morning
Then it started up again
What will I do?
Month is through
Nothing seems to change
I guess I'll have to wait for Friday
To turn into another day
Turn into another day
Turn into another day, now
I'm not tired but I'm caught in runnin round, and I dunno
In and out and runnin round and I dunno

Hello no one
How will I be doing nothing til tomorrow?
Something told me nowhere called
To tell me nothing will be home
Somehow could not find the words
That can be used to fill my story
Guess you'll have to fake the rest
Because it might be rather boring
Yeah, it might be rather boring
Might be rather boring to you

Could it be an atrophy
Of memories
Or loss of face as
Many years I can't recall
Situation's all that weighs here
Perhaps I should be happy with
The many things I can't remember
Battle through the solitude
Yet another lonely winter
Yet another lonely winter
Yet another lonely winter
Half the time I called it right and I dunno
In and out and (runnin round?) and I dunno
Always dealin never fighting, I dunno
Is this living worth dying? I dunno



I know he mumbles, but is it really that hard to listen to the song?

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Butthole Surfers – The Lord Is a Monkey Lyrics 16 years ago
These lyrics are wrong, and so the meaning is lost.

From what I've gathered (I won't deny it's tough to understand) the real lyrics go as follows:

Ahh, the Lord is a monkey

Thanksgiving's comin on the Fourth of July
In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye
Well she come from out west on a nickel worth of gas
She's got her mind on her money and her dope up her ass
Outside of Phoenix had a gimme, broke down
Burned her crack and bought a rig, she was outta that town

Ohh

Well she was a Hare Krishna in the (Ashram Bare?)
She was sellin “Good as God,” had her funky ass hair
She put food in my mouth and she threw me in the bed
Where she cut off my balls and she sewed em to my head
Now she's headin back east in a '67 caddy
Got her mind on her money and her dope for her daddy

Uh

Well I met her on the street where she beat me like a fool
Then she got me accepted to an Ivy League school
Well I real did good but it's kickin my ass
I lost 38 pounds and my eye turned to glass
Well she's lookin pretty good first week of July
She's got her dope up her ass and a needle in her eye.


Thanksgiving's comin on the Fourth of July
In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye
Well she came from out west on a nickel worth of gas
Got her mind on her money and her dope up her ass


It's about meeting a drug dealing girl who got him hooked on something new. Hence, Thanksgiving in the middle of summer.

She's got the best stuff, and she's smuggling it (up her ass) across the country, west to east. The internet always disappoints on Butthole Surfer lyrics.

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