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John Mayer – Come Back To Bed Lyrics 19 years ago
"dont hold your love over my head"??

ewwww!!!!!!

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John Mayer – Something's Missing Lyrics 19 years ago
I know what John Mayer's missing. Here's what he's looking for: talent and clam chowder.

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John Mayer – Slow Dancing in a Burning Room Lyrics 19 years ago
this is a song that NOBODY understands. everybody thinks it's a break-up song, but it's not. It's about velcro and the sound it makes!

"It's not a silly little moment
It's not the storm before the calm
This is the deep and dying breath of
This love we've been working on"

this verse describes the history of velcro when it was first created.

"Can't seem to hold you like I want to
So I can feel you in my arms
Nobody's gonna come and save you
We pulled too many false alarms"

Like everything, velcro has its flaws.

"We're going down
And you can see it too
We're going down
And you know that we're doomed
My dear, we're slow dancing in a burning room"

The creator of velcro got depressed when he was trying to fix the problems of it. He got WAY too over-emotional about it. He didn't need to, it wasn't a big deal.

"I was the one you always dreamed of
You were the one I tried to draw
How dare you say it's nothing to me
Baby, you're the only light I ever saw
I'll make the most of all the sadness
You'll be a bitch because you can
You try to hit me just to hurt me
So you leave me feeling dirty
Because you can't understand"

This is when the creator started to rebel against his own creation. He had a bad temper.

"Go cry about it, why don't you?
My dear, we're slow dancing in a burning room"

This is when he went crazy and started talking to himself. Velcro was too much for him to handle.

"Don't you think we oughta know by now?
Don't you think we shoulda learned somehow?"

He wasn't very patient with his creation. What a loser.

But anyways, great job John! You made a song about something sooo simple, but made it sound great and emotional. Keep it up!

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John Mayer – The Heart of Life Lyrics 19 years ago
this is definitely a drug song. The heart of life is clearly a marijuana brownie. So the line: "but i know the heart of life is good" really means "but i know marijuana brownies taste good". John Mayer needs to stop with the drugs and start writing songs about cars and surfing.

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John Mayer – Waiting on the World to Change Lyrics 19 years ago
screw the message of the song! Here's the real message: John Mayer rips off other artists! This song is not his, he totally stole it and gave himself credit! Try listening to the song 'People Get Ready' by Curtis Mayfield. It's the same thing except with different lyrics! John Mayer is not original at all.

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Fleetwood Mac – Gold Dust Woman Lyrics 21 years ago
This song is about cocaine! Stevie said she stopped doin coke in 1986.. i was a heroin addict and i wrote a song called "Stevie Is To Coke As I Am To Heroin", it's a classic tune, it's been banned on many radio stations because it talks about Stevie eating dog food out of John McVie's ass. I wasn't trying to be rude in the song, it was the heroin..

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Dashboard Confessional – Hold On Lyrics 21 years ago
here's a good idea.. chris should maybe get some balls and grow up! Emo is a pile of shit of whining! "I can't get a gf!" "i can't get laid!!" Go fuck a camel! That's the best you're gonna get! Girls don't like guys who cry like a bunch of babies!

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Incubus – Pistola Lyrics 21 years ago
I heard that this song is about when dirk hooked his nuts to a car battery.. i could be wrong.. could anybody to this?

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Harry Belafonte – Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) Lyrics 21 years ago
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Stephen Lynch – Jim Henson's Dead Lyrics 21 years ago
jim henson? kermit? cookie monster? stephen lynch must have had a little bit of nose candy and acid before writing this!

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Kenny Rogers – Lucille Lyrics 21 years ago
i wonder how many time good ol' kenny got laid after singing this song? probably about as many times as i went to his restaurant.. bout 3 times....

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The Beach Boys – Kokomo Lyrics 21 years ago
sgrt144, go fuck yourself.. in the ass!!

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Little Richard – Tutti Frutti Lyrics 21 years ago
Little richard is a tutti frutti.. he likes to blow horses!

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Fleetwood Mac – Dreams Lyrics 21 years ago
stevie nicks sounds very raspy and nasally.. must have been all that cocaine

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