| Brad Neely – George Washington Lyrics | 8 years ago |
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Each set of lyrics, online, has several just lame mistakes in them, born of laziness, I guess, or the person typing in the lyrics dropped his bong and got bongwater on the keyboard are my two guesses as to why, the mistakes. Let me lay it on the line, one line at a time, in this pattern: what they wrote...then the ACTUAL lyrics With the mason ring and schnauzer with his perfect hands Should be: With his Mason ring and schnauzer in his perfect hands Not a BIG HUGE difference, but if you're writing the fucking lyrics to a song, it's pretty goddamn important to get EACH AND EVERY word right, wouldn't you say, Joe Schmoe? This Internet is going to be here after you're dead. Write it correctly for the love of god 2. wish he was their dad Should be "wish that he was their dad" 3. And could kill with a stair Should be "And could kill with a stare" the way you wrote it he'd kill you by making you walk up too many stairs until your heart exploded which would also be a cool way to kill someone, for Washington 4. If you took of his boot Should be "took off his boot" not of, of course 5. held the hand of one of his opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid Should be: too many hands, just take one of them out; it's probably "He once held the hand of one of his opponent's wife in a jar of acid at a party." I didn't go and listen to the Washington song on Youtube before writing my snarky corrections, so they're could very well be a couple more corrections--not TOO many, because all-in-all, this is a GREAT Internet lyrics. Most you just stop reading halfway through because the eight year old who wrote them is just too bad a speller to bear it. This was good, with only about 5 mistakes! Right on! Great song, by the way. He shouldn't have tried to make any more songs, agreed? Once you have something SO stupid, and yet so sublime as Washington, the song, you can't repeat it, as all of his future attempts sadly prove :-( |
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