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Washington
Washington
6 foot 8 weighs a f*cking ton
Opponents beware
Opponents beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Let me lay it on line he had two on the vine
I mean two sets of testicles so divine
On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land
With the mason ring and schnauzer with his perfect hands

Here comes George in control
Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
Ate opponents brains and invented cocaine
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Washington
Washington
Six foot twenty f*cking killing for fun
Spread Spread Delaware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Sue me if I go to fast but the sons of his opponents wish he was their dad
Got a wig for his wig got a brain for his heart
He'll kick you apart
He'll kick you apart

He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children

He had a pocket full of horses fucked the shit out of bears
He threw a knife into heaven
And could kill with a stair
He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky
Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why

Washington
Washington
Twelve stories high made of radiation
The present beware
The future beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Did I mention his four nuts
Well he also had four dicks
If you took of his boot you'd see the dicks growing of his feet
I heard that motherf*cker had like thirty goddamn dicks
He once held the hand of one of his opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid at a party

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johnnylurg On Apr 05, 2012

JFK

Washington
Washington
6 foot 8 weighs a f*cking ton
Opponents beware
Opponents beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Let me lay it on line he had two on the vine
I mean two sets of testicles so divine
On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land
With the mason ring and schnauzer with his perfect hands

Here comes George in control
Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
Ate opponents brains and invented cocaine
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Washington
Washington
Six foot twenty f*cking killing for fun
Spread Spread Delaware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Sue me if I go to fast but the sons of his opponents wish he was their dad
Got a wig for his wig got a brain for his heart
He'll kick you apart
He'll kick you apart

He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children

Washington
Washington
Twelve stories high made of radiation
The present beware
The future beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

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2012-04-05 15:45:21

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by shawn10212

9y ago

wish he was their dad Should be "wish that he was their dad"
And could kill with a stair Should be "And could kill with a stare" the way you wrote it he'd kill you by making you walk up too many stairs until your heart exploded which would also be a cool way to kill someone, for Washington
If you took of his boot Should be "took off his boot" not of, of course
held the hand of one of his opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid Should be: too many hands, just take one of them out; it's probably "He once held the hand of one of his opponent's wife in a jar of acid at a party." I didn't go and listen to the Washington song on Youtube before writing my snarky corrections, so they're could very well be a couple more corrections--not TOO many, because all-in-all, this is a GREAT Internet lyrics. Most you just stop reading halfway through because the eight year old who wrote them is just too bad a speller to bear it. This was good, with only about 5 mistakes! Right on! Great song, by the way. He shouldn't have tried to make any more songs, agreed? Once you have something SO stupid, and yet so sublime as Washington, the song, you can't repeat it, as all of his future attempts sadly prove :-(

My Opinion

Each set of lyrics, online, has several just lame mistakes in them, born of laziness, I guess, or the person typing in the lyrics dropped his bong and got bongwater on the keyboard are my two guesses as to why, the mistakes.  Let me lay it on the line, one line at a time, in this pattern:  what they wrote...then the ACTUAL lyrics
With the mason ring and schnauzer with his perfect hands
Should be:  With his Mason ring and schnauzer in his perfect hands
Not a BIG HUGE difference, but if you're writing the fucking lyrics to a song, it's pretty goddamn important to get EACH AND EVERY word right, wouldn't you say, Joe Schmoe?  This Internet is going to be here after you're dead.  Write it correctly for the love of god
2.   wish he was their dad  Should be "wish that he was their dad"
3.  And could kill with a stair  Should be "And could kill with a stare"  the way you wrote it he'd kill you by making you walk up too many stairs until your heart exploded which would also be a cool way to kill someone, for Washington
4. If you took of his boot  Should be "took off his boot" not of, of course
5.  held the hand of one of his opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid  Should be:  too many hands, just take one of them out; it's probably "He once held the hand of one of his opponent's wife in a jar of acid at a party."
I didn't go and listen to the Washington song on Youtube before writing my snarky corrections, so they're could very well be a couple more corrections--not TOO many, because all-in-all, this is a GREAT Internet lyrics.  Most you just stop reading halfway through because the eight year old who wrote them is just too bad a speller to bear it.  This was good, with only about 5 mistakes!  Right on!
Great song, by the way.  He shouldn't have tried to make any more songs, agreed?  Once you have something SO stupid, and yet so sublime as Washington, the song, you can't repeat it, as all of his future attempts sadly prove :-(

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by Wocka219 7y ago

@shawn10212 wow this is the lamest shit of all time

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