| AC/DC – Whats Next To The Moon Lyrics | 11 years ago |
| What's next to the moon? I'm thinkin' maybe.... the vajayjay? | |
| AC/DC – Fling Thing/Rocker Lyrics | 11 years ago |
| The live version, on the "If You Want Blood..." album, is such a perfect show closer. After that, the audience is so drenched in sweat that when they open the doors and cold outside air pours in, rain would begin to fall INSIDE an indoor venue. I saw it happen. | |
| AC/DC – Girls Got Rhythm Lyrics | 11 years ago |
| It's about my most recent GF.... lucky me, one of the crazy ones. Fucking amazing in bed... a-a-a-a-a-a-a-and then she does something psycho that destroys your life. But hey, what can you do? We're guys, and when that li'l head is talking to us loud enough, we'll do whatever it says. | |
| AC/DC – Love At First Feel Lyrics | 11 years ago |
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Let's get somethin' goin' While your spouse and kids ain't home! |
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| Electric Light Orchestra – Strange Magic Lyrics | 11 years ago |
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Oh, I'm never gonna be the same again, Now I've seen the way it's got to end The best possible ending -- The BEST possible ending -- If you are that one in a thousand lucky couple, You will have the great privilege Of having that person taken away from you by Death. |
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| Electric Light Orchestra – Evil Woman Lyrics | 11 years ago |
| Dude! Let me guess. She doesn't believe she did anything wrong at all, but instead, accuses YOU of the specific sins that SHE committed. Amirite? | |
| Electric Light Orchestra – Tightrope Lyrics | 11 years ago |
| Thanks, Chris. You made me believe in people again. | |
| Electric Light Orchestra – Above the Clouds Lyrics | 11 years ago |
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A jilted lover Who couldn't take it. Whose heart wasn't strong enough To stay in a world where she didn't want him. |
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| Tool – Hooker with a Penis Lyrics | 11 years ago |
| Hey, cut him some slack. After all, he went to a Hole School, what do you expect? | |
| Mazzy Star – Fade Into You Lyrics | 11 years ago |
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> stabbing some guy in the chest and ripping his heart out Last year a girl did exactly that to me. It's the most excruciatingly painful thing I've ever had to endure. That gorgeous, animal lust in her eyes, as her teeth sank into my left ventricle and she relished the sweet taste of my agony and despair. It had been far too long since last she utterly destroyed a man, leaving him unable to ever trust again. Why, oh why, won't she come back to me and do it just once more?!?!? |
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| Kottonmouth Kings – The Lottery Lyrics | 11 years ago |
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Kids, if you want to live the good life, don't waste no money on the damn lottery! Instead, get your game tight, save your money so you don't have to get no bundles on consignment, and get yo' ass out there hustlin' and slangin'! The Game is the only form of socioeconomic mobility left in this country. And if you're gonna play The Game, boy, you'd better learn to play it right. Be good to your customers because they're your most important asset. Never lie to 'em about what you're offering -- if it's mediocre, tell 'em it's mediocre and give 'em a discount price. One day, when you're really packin' fire and you tell 'em it's FIRE, they'll know you ain't fuckin' around. Give 'em honest weights and fair prices. When you schedule a meeting, be there ON TIME, with whatever you said you'd bring. Act like a god damn professional who takes some pride in his business -- and that'll set you apart from the thugs and scumbags trying to compete for your precious customers. If you hear someone whistling "The Farmer in the Dell," run the other way. Fast. |
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| Natalie Imbruglia – Torn Lyrics | 11 years ago |
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I am that guy. Yes, she fell in love with an image of perfection; an image in her mind, of a man too perfect to be real. She adored me with the naive simplicity of a 14 year old virgin, although we're both in our forties. It was the most intoxicating thing I've ever experienced. I returned that love with all the passion in every fiber of my being. But -- oops! -- it's MALE passion -- you know, the vulgar, shallow kind. Not once did I ever lie to her about who or what I really am. I never cheated on her. I loved her with all my heart. But I'm only human. I'm not an image of perfection. Okay, maybe I didn't treat her quite as good as I should have. Maybe I didn't love her quite as often as I could have. Little things I should have said and done.... I just never took the time. It's true, I became complacent. As time went on, I did begin to take her love for granted. But never for one second did I stop loving her, and thanking my lucky stars for bringing me such an angel. Because I failed to live up to her image of perfection, now she's cold and chained, lying naked on the floor? And I'm the bad guy with the stone heart, because my tears of pity at her cruel, unfair plight strike her as insufficiently sincere. And I'm all alone again. |
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