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Amy Winehouse – Valerie (The Zutons cover) Lyrics	1 year ago
Did you have to go to jail? Put your house up for sale? Clearly this is a song relating to a game of Monopoly, with the singer enquiring as to Valerie’s success or otherwise in said game. I’d like to know if she bought the stations, which I always find to be a good steady source of income.

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Charlene – I've Never Been To Me Lyrics	4 years ago
Regimented wife, surely? Not “rich inventive”?

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Gary Puckett & The Union Gap – Young Girl Lyrics	4 years ago
I know this is a song written from the first person perspective of a paedophile who wants to have sex with a little girl, and of course that’s generally frowned upon nowadays. However, in fairness to our protagonist he is warning her to get away before he rapes her, not unlike the T800 in Rise Of The Machines just before he punches the car to reboot himself.

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Bobby Vee – The Night Has A Thousand Eyes Lyrics	4 years ago
Before political correctness went mad it was perfectly acceptable for a control freak to keep tabs on HIS woman. Ah, simpler times.

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Eliza Doolittle – Pack Up Lyrics	4 years ago
Why’s the guy singing “don’t you worry ’bout the calvary”? Presumably this song is directed at Jesus?

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