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The Dear Hunter – He Said He Had a Story Lyrics 14 years ago
Theres so many typos here, heres the actual lyrics:

There was a golden circle chip, and it was chillin in the bag
we ripped our way right through the plastic, our pace was not dampened by the lag,
there was a single feigning light, and there was crumbs all on the walls,
she had a lot of chips to eat, I was prepared to eat them all

"And what did she do next?"

She had crunched, and she was chewing on the floor.
She asked me what it was I want, I thought that I wanted some pringles.

"What did you say?"

I said "Stand up and move chips to the bed."
She quickly stood, and dropped the bags, and
heres exactly what she said.

"Please be soft and sweet to them, theyre fagile and will break you see
its easy when they're so damn crunchy."

"And what did you do next?"

I broke them all reminding her that I paid for them.
Her lips pouted, and then I reached into the bag.

"So was it good?"

they tasted like heaven, and I was captured by the smell-
and I also made it clear I'd eat my weight out of the peanuts she deshelled.

Break and feed your chips to me, deliver all cheetos you see
that I will only take from you, and nom them up.
Ill nom them up

Where is the dip?

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