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| Lynyrd Skynyrd – Jacksonville Kid Lyrics
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this is a song about a kid in jacksonville that got eaten by a dragon and was written by closet homosexuals lynyrd skynyrd who like to tea bag each other and molest homeless men |
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| Lynyrd Skynyrd – That Ain't My America Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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this is a song about a stupid redneck who can't understand, much less adjust to, the changes that are going on all around him....it would be easy to feel sorry for such an ignorant loser, but he's so stupid and feels so sorry for himself that it makes it difficult to even have sympathy for such a sorry ass hillbilly who has apparently been tea-bagged one too many times. |
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| Toby Keith – Who's Your Daddy Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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this song is about toby keith admitting that he is so stupid that he doesn't know who his own father is...also he doesn't know because his mother is a whore, but it's mostly because he's too stupid to remember his own dad even if somebody told him |
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| Toby Keith – She Ran Away With A Rodeo Clown Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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toby said in an interview that this is a song he wrote after his ex girlfriend left him because his dick was so small and also because he is such a moron, but mostly because of his small penis |
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| Toby Keith – I Don't Understand My Girlfriend Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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this is a song where toby admits that he is so retarded that he can't understand the words that come out of his girlfriends mouth...he really is such a dumbass that he can barely understand words people say to him...what an ignorant dumbass redneck he must be @! |
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| Toby Keith – A Woman's Touch Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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this song is actually about toby keith coming out of the closet and admitting that he is a homosexual and how his denial has left him isolated (a lonely voice crying out from deep inside)...in this song he is bragging about what good handjobs he gives, that he has a woman's touch (a tender hand to fix up) |
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| Toby Keith – Do I Know You Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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i think this song is about a redneck that is so stupid he doesn't even know if he knows somebody or not...that's a pretty stupid redneck, even for a stupid redneck like toby keith. |
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| Jonas Brothers – Pizza Girl Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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i think this song is about diabetes...one of those jonas brothers is diabetic and i think he got that way from eating too much junk food and now he's trying to blame it on some chick cause he can't face the fact that he's a junk food junkie loser who ate so much pizza that he has diabetes now. |
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| Styx – Don't Let It End (Reprise) Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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this is one of the shittiest pieces of shit ever recorded. it's so bad you should check it out on youtube...it's so gay it's actually fun to watch |
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| Styx – Man In The Wilderness Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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i heard tommy shaw in an interview say that he wrote the lyrics to this song when his older brother came home from vietnam...i've always thought this is one of the best songs that very few people have ever heard even before finding out it was written from the perspective of a returning vet & now i'm even more impressed by it...definitely one of tommy shaws best songs. |
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