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I Don't Understand My Girlfriend Lyrics

I thought it would be dandy
If I bought that girl some candy
How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate
I thought it would be fine
If we shared a glass of wine
She said, "Oh no, not another alcoholic"

I don't understand my girlfriend
I haven't got a clue
I don't know where she's coming from
Or where she's going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don't understand my girlfriend
She don't understand me, too

Yeah I thought I'd show some class
And order pheasant under glass
Hey how was I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher

I don't understand my girlfriend
I haven't got a clue
I don't know where she's coming from
Or where she's going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don't understand my girlfriend
She don't understand me too

No she don't understand me too
No she don't understand me too
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Cover art for I Don't Understand My Girlfriend lyrics by Toby Keith

this is a song where toby admits that he is so retarded that he can't understand the words that come out of his girlfriends mouth...he really is such a dumbass that he can barely understand words people say to him...what an ignorant dumbass redneck he must be @!

 
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