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(+44) – Chapter 13 Lyrics 19 years ago
The first part is:

"And my heart hangs from this noose."

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Against Me! – Just In Lyrics 20 years ago
They're advertising on the TV
Become a soldier
It's still high school politics, you know
Nothing's changed
Jocks and assholes still don't know shit about aesthetic
I think I smell a rat
We sold our revenge
Now we're working for them

Where's the divide?

You know Justin, well Justin's dead
And Yahoo won't let his family
Have access to his email account
The news reporter said
I feel so bad for you, it's so awkward
There's really nothing I can say
Merry Christmas,
Happy holidays from network and its affiliates
So where's the divide?

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Against Me! – Just In Lyrics 20 years ago
This song references the story of Justin Ellsworth, who was killed by a bomb in Iraq. His family wanted to access his Yahoo email account to read his last accounts, but Yahoo declined to turn over the account password. The family took Yahoo to court and Yahoo later conceded.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7581686/

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Against Me! – Disgust Lyrics 20 years ago
This song if from "Tom's Demo Tape." It's not too hard to find on Soulseek.

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Totally Radd!! – Dressed Up Lyrics 20 years ago
It should be "I just want to go back to our time before".

Aside from that, I love this song, it's so hilarious.

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Totally Radd!! – Dressed Up Lyrics 20 years ago
It should be "I just want to go back to our time before".

Aside from that, I love this song, it's so hilarious.

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Adam Green – No Legs Lyrics 20 years ago
I can't believe no one's commented on this song, it's hilarious in a demented sort of way.

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The Moldy Peaches – Anyone Else but You Lyrics 20 years ago
I wonder what game she's referring to when she names the Konami code?

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The Moldy Peaches – Rainbows Lyrics 20 years ago
This song is fucking hilarious, I love it.

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Piebald – If Marcus Garvey Dies, Then Marcus Garvey Lives Lyrics 21 years ago
This song is awesome. If anyone wonders who Marcus Garvey and Assata Shakur are, they were both leading figures of the black liberation/civil rights movement. Garvey founded the UNIA-ACL (Universal Negro Improvement Association and African Communities League) and Shakur was a member of the Black Panther Party.

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Alkaline Trio – The Metro (Berlin cover) Lyrics 21 years ago
This hasn't been mentioned, but I wonder if part of the reason they covered this song was to pay homage to the great Chicago venue The Metro?

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MC Chris – Hesh's Wedding Rap Lyrics 21 years ago
This song's hilarious, I love it.

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MC Chris – MC Chris Ownz Lyrics 21 years ago
Whoops, sorry about the double post.

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MC Chris – Cookie Breath Lyrics 21 years ago
This is my favorite mc chris song. I love the instrumental clapping and the chiming/piano/organ/synth/whatever it is.

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MC Chris – I Want Candy Lyrics 21 years ago
I want candy, bubble gum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm a sugar daddy
I'm her Hugh Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy

Put it in a pile
Split it with my bitty
Fifty/fifty, down the the line
Kind of like the close encounters
Of the cavity kind

I'm talkin' licorice, kisses
Talkin' choca-dile smiles
I want candy

I gotta sugar tooth
Put on your shanghai, Sandy
'Cause I wanna knock boots

Lick a pepermint stick
'Til the lollipop droops
Gum drop that don't stop
'Til the litlot loose

Candy, candy

I need candy
Bubble gum and taffy
Get in my way punk
You're gonna get your ass beat, nasty

Do it 'til your daddy sees
Embarass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy

I need candy
Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

Use a giant drill, bore straight into hell
Releasin' ancient demons from a sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants have created

I need candy, want some candy
Eat candy 'til I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy
Give me candy, candy head

Where you keepin' all the candy
Who made you candy king
If you don't give me
I will make the ladies sing

Candy, do you want it
Candy on the way to school

Candy at school, at lunch
In the afternoon

Candy at school
on the way home from school

Candy at din, at din
Hooray

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
Said six, one-two Wharf Avenue
Right next to gentleman's club

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MC Chris – MC Chris Ownz Lyrics 21 years ago
Here is my version of the song. I believe it be about 99% accurate:

[Intro]

And the best thing about what you see here, is that everything works with everything else. In other words, it's a system. With a system it's no big deal to use. Look, with any computer you have to learn a few new things. See, it's testing itself.. testing itself...

[Chorus]

mc chris ownz
I wanna go to an mc chris show
but he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his ryhmes... his ryhmes... his ryhmes...

[Verse 1]

I spell word with the three names MC
Other rappers flow weak like window unit A/C's
Latinas on my penis, Japanese on they knees
I love all the ladies as long as they 18
I got bling up the ying
A plethora of Porsches
I'll say anything cause my mouth is remorseless
Even the Source says my hip hop's a vortex,
Leave horse heads on door steps, my mic checks cost Corvettes
The strobe light explodes white
As I step on the floor
The bar-keep knows the code so he throws me a Stroh's
Weak MCs decompose, cause they know I can flow
Like Wessel comma Zam
Through Corruscant corridors
Humidor filled with Stoges, filled with 'dro
Like 90210 is filled with the word "bro"
Fuck the lexicon of octagons, I'm all about go
These amateurs got catheters I'm all about prose by pros

[Chorus]

mc chris ownz
I wanna go to an mc chris show
but he doesn't tour so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his ryhmes... his ryhmes... his ryhmes...

[Verse 2]

I'm lit like a Branch Davidian
I'm what's left of the lithium in Kobain's cranium
I fill Whimbley Stadium
I'm once-bitten, twice-shy, call it pyromania
When I roll up in Kashykkk, I roll three Jedi's deep
The fleet of peeps that I creep all got vests underneath
There's no need to believe, in the heat that I keep
the swears that I *bleep*, or the heiresses I freak
It's embarrasing to me, I'm like kerosene it seems
D-R-E-W-B with incendiary schemes, blowin up makin' creme
I am just like Howard Dean; when I scream I get red - I get mean
Can't believe you be buyin' what I be shuckin' and jivin'
Fuck it if I am the next big thing with promotional tie-ins
I am just a cartoon makin' rapper, you think that I'm lying?
Everybody bust a move like it is that rave in Zion
My self-aggrandizing, and deprecation keeps 'em guessing
Call me venus fly trap 'cause my DJ's Howard Hefner
Word 'em up yo, word 'em up yo
I just let the rap game out of a choke hold

[Chorus]

mc chris ownz
I wanna go to an mc chris show
but he doesn't tour so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his ryhmes... his ryhmes... his ryhmes...

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MC Chris – MC Chris Ownz Lyrics 21 years ago
Here is my version of the song. I believe it be about 99% accurate:

[Intro]

And the best thing about what you see here, is that everything works with everything else. In other words, it's a system. With a system it's no big deal to use. Look, with any computer you have to learn a few new things. See, it's testing itself.. testing itself...

[Chorus]

mc chris ownz
I wanna go to an mc chris show
but he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his ryhmes... his ryhmes... his ryhmes...

[Verse 1]

I spell word with the three names MC
Other rappers flow weak like window unit A/C's
Latinas on my penis, Japanese on they knees
I love all the ladies as long as they 18
I got bling up the ying
A plethora of Porsches
I'll say anything cause my mouth is remorseless
Even the Source says my hip hop's a vortex,
Leave horse heads on door steps, my mic checks cost Corvettes
The strobe light explodes white
As I step on the floor
The bar-keep knows the code so he throws me a Stroh's
Weak MCs decompose, cause they know I can flow
Like Wessel comma Zam
Through Corruscant corridors
Humidor filled with Stoges, filled with 'dro
Like 90210 is filled with the word "bro"
Fuck the lexicon of octagons, I'm all about go
These amateurs got catheters I'm all about prose by pros

[Chorus]

mc chris ownz
I wanna go to an mc chris show
but he doesn't tour so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his ryhmes... his ryhmes... his ryhmes...

[Verse 2]

I'm lit like a Branch Davidian
I'm what's left of the lithium in Kobain's cranium
I fill Whimbley Stadium
I'm once-bitten, twice-shy, call it pyromania
When I roll up in Kashykkk, I roll three Jedi's deep
The fleet of peeps that I creep all got vests underneath
There's no need to believe, in the heat that I keep
the swears that I *bleep*, or the heiresses I freak
It's embarrasing to me, I'm like kerosene it seems
D-R-E-W-B with incendiary schemes, blowin up makin' creme
I am just like Howard Dean; when I scream I get red - I get mean
Can't believe you be buyin' what I be shuckin' and jivin'
Fuck it if I am the next big thing with promotional tie-ins
I am just a cartoon makin' rapper, you think that I'm lying?
Everybody bust a move like it is that rave in Zion
My self-aggrandizing, and deprecation keeps 'em guessing
Call me venus fly trap 'cause my DJ's Howard Hefner
Word 'em up yo, word 'em up yo
I just let the rap game out of a choke hold

[Chorus]

mc chris ownz
I wanna go to an mc chris show
but he doesn't tour so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his ryhmes... his ryhmes... his ryhmes...

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