It doesn't matter if I like that dress/shoes/bag in the store. If the saleslady keeps on following me like I'd shoplift anytime, I'm not buying it. I wish there was an app that allowed people to read texts and emails in the tone you meant it in.

being is single is knowing that your time is 100 percent yours – you decide how you spend it and who you spend it with. it takes a lot of confidence to NOT accept less than what you deserve out of a relationship. you get what you settle for.

There is only so much you can say to get someone to truly know what you are saying — and if they are the right person, sometimes you don’t even need words, as the connection you feel is so strong that language is just an accent to the magic. Yes, this week, don’t over-think those you meet or are around, as it really should be that cut and dry.

I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you. I spend a lot of time wondering what normal people do in my situations. I find it amusing that Jagermeister has "please drink responsibly" on the bottle. I’m drinking Jagermeister; I have obviously given up all fucking hope of being responsible tonight. I learned today that "cop" stands for "constable on patrol." Mind. Blown. There are three types of girls. 1. Girls I wouldn't date 2. Girls that wouldn't date me 3. Girls that are already dating.

Love doesn’t have to be complicated for it to be good. So, if you are getting rolled about in red tape that sounds exciting, step back and realize it’s not, but rather a bit ol’ waste of your time. Besides, what you need now is hot, fast and intense stimulation, one that leaves you breathless, not anxious. After all, decisiveness is sexy, evasion is not. “Christine, I don’t know what is going to happen between the two of us, but regardless, you have to raise your standards for men. You can’t like a man because he is nice to you. He is SUPPOSED to be nice to you!”

be in the moment and let it unravel the way it must it's actually meaner to continue to try to be a "nice guy" when all your actions scream "a**hole." Sometimes, you just have to live up to the hurt you are putting on someone else and allow them to move on.) Cause you didn't want the whole me. And I don't come in pieces