oh. i understand now. he died this morning. he died this morning and still hasn't left the bed yet. those motherfuckers won't pick him up. oh god, poor jodi. oh god, poor mike. oh god, poor mom. and i can't say or do a damn thing about it. why? because i am a pussy. that's why. i can't say anything because i don't know what to say. i can't do anything because i don't know what to do. i can just hug and cry and hold and fuckin' cry some more. oh god it hurts so bad.

Once upon a time, a young girl who went by the name of Kim (or Princess CoolestBroadEver) decided to get on www.google.com and google'd her special little username on the magical site called www.songmeanings.net. It just so happens that she came back with a couple results, and decided to check them out. The outcome? See them for yourself. :) A chick named "kquedequalsvolvo" [yes I copied and pasted the name] was making fun of me. She said 3/4 of Canadians are lame, BT sucks, and no one cares that I'm so surprised I don't seem 12 and I describe everything in way too much detail. I don't know why I'm telling you this. But, I just wanted to freak out. And now I'm sad. What a bitch! And now I will tell amyst cause I'm a loser like that! Yeah, that chick's a bitch! I'm glad I'm not alone, Ben was right! *Hugs... computer screen....* Ha, I hope it airs soon. I hope it airs on my birthday, that would be an awesome present. "So what did you do for your bday?" "WATCHED JOSH RAMSAY ON VOT!!" "Who the fuck is Josh Ramsay?" Hahaha. I can see that convo! I hate the way my list says I listened to stuff I didn't listen to! NOT AN AVRIL FAN! In conclusion, young Princess CoolestBroadEver lol'd herself allll the way home. Thank you for this magical experience guys. It's been real, and it's been fun. But it hasn't been real fun. (lol sike it's been gr8)

i don't know what the fuck is going on. i don't know what the fuck i'm feeling. and my mom has been so sad lately and won't tell us why :( last time this happened.... well, it's basically a piece-of-string story. you know. "too damn long." also; i'm starting to get this crazy obsession with Death and Dark Angel. that's you know. basically all. :)

JORDAN'S HAIR IS OFFICIALLY LONGER THAN MINE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

FUCK all of you overdramatic motherfuckers who make people my age look bad. ATTENTION: NOT EVERY 14 YEAR OLD IS SELF-ABSORBED, PATHETIC, WHORE-Y AND/OR THINKS SHE HAS/HAD A SHITTY PAST OR THINKS THAT SHE IS/WAS IN LOVE. PLEASE FUCK OFF AND SUCK BALLS THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE WHAT I PREVIOUSLY STATED. thanks.

this town aint big 'nuff for the both of us

bromptonXblend's Journal 015. good, neither do i kmsoj12s and kquedequalsvolvo - i love you guys. haaaaah. ^ man, you know that feeling that comes shortly after watching a really kinky, really freaky porn? that feeling that you just wish you could... wash off because you feel so icky? yeah. take that times ten and that's me right now. *tries to wipe the icky off her hands*

bromptonXblend, hi, hey there champ. how are you feeling tonight? well great. oh hey, p.s! i honestly hope you fucking fall into a pool of chainssaws. fucking worthless cunt. for those of you loyal readers who don't know who the hell bromptonXblend is, let's take a look, shall we? http://a119.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/l_649afcba4c95f3022cd889f0431f073e.jpg she's the one on the right, with the racoon-esque face. yes, this is what we are dealing with. now, what i'm about to post is not for the weak-stomach'd. nor for children under the age of ... well, it's not for any children. or anyone, really. CAUTION: continue reading at your own risk. haaaah fuck yes. i was his first hookup. that's one life goal accomplished. yay for me. except for he... is a dirty fucking liar. haha he said i shoved his hand down my pants. that little horndog it was all him. he nearly broke my zipper. on his fucking own. LOL! LOL! LOL! eh well let him think what he wants. i was fucking wasted who knows what really happened? haha i'm so great. and he was only one of six that night. fucking slag. ahhh i'm literally a hoe now. i made out with a kid for 20 dollars. he offered them too. haha wow i'm great. also the total last night was 6. six fucking guys. i went to 3rd with all of them. i know i would have gone further, but i kept getting bored with them and had to find a new guy. also i need to add to my list from last time. [these don't involve last night's guys] chris mycheal austin brendan darren blahh i think one of those guys from last night got me sick. i don't feel good aww, poor little poster child for AIDS! yes, sweetie. when you're feeling not-so-good after hooking up with not one, not two, but six guys in one night, that's called .... *dramatic pause* ...STDs. we'll look at the educational video later on that later, kids. If you're feeling as queasy as i am, i would suggest to stop reading. because everything gets worse before it gets better, right? well, in this cunt's case it basically just stays... well, terrible. jake ulyssys jake ben sean james colton clark steven eric adam jermaine danny ^everybody feel bad for these boys. and call me a dumbfuck for them too. i'm playing them all. i'm a W H O R E. and the worst part... i'm going to get more this weekend. (lol @ anyone who would fuck a guy named clark. more poor tasted bitch) errrr i feel like a slutty slut slut. this is gross. why did i do that? fuckkk. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. DUDE. LOL!!! but wait! there's more! ugg. why am i such a good person? i trust far too easily. *two lines later* well i think the only thing to fix this would be.... PANTS-OFF DANCE-OFF!!! okay, and now for this next one we the fifth word is basically what has been nullified throughout this whole journal, but apprently McSlutstein is still holding onto the fact that she could dare post shit like that and still get respect from us unlucky random readers. BEHOLD, i bring you.... YESSSSSS!! I'M STILL A VIRGIN!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHDHAHAHHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH HAHAHAHAHAHGAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA spare us all please. In a next entry she prays. Yes. she prays. to God. honey, everyone knows God hates whore. please, go fucking kill yourself. oh hey, brompton? You're also getting your ass fucking OWNED by the two fucking coolest broads on here. so anyways, this might be a little far-fetched of me and kinda.. you know.. "out there"... but -seriously- kill. your. self. thx. ~THE END~ p.s. Fallen Leaves, lol. cunt.

1. Get pen and paper 2. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4. SCROLL DOWN 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. 1. 3 2. 6943 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY 1. 3 2. 6943 3. Rory 4. 5. 6. 7. David 8. 9. 10. 11. 4. WRITE ANYONES NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6. 1. 3 2. 6943 3. Rory 4. Kari 5. Steffy 6. Maggie 7. David 8. 9. 10. 11. 5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11 1. 32 2. 6943 3. Rory 4. Kari 5. Steffy 6. Maggie 7. David 8. What Kind of Love 9. Cursed 10.Hot Pants (I'm Comin') 11. Death is a Disease 1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in SPACE 2 lol, jesus christ. just call me the friggin Whore of Babylon now. 2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE awww, Rawry! 3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7 oh fuck... hahaah. well. this is awkward then... 4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in SPACE 4 it's kari. and it's true ♥ 5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL. also very true. no matter how much it works up to my disadvantage :P 6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR lol, great. my sister is my lucky star. i feel like i just got raped. 7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3 Rory, What Kind of Love. Awww! 8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7 David, Cursed. lol, goddamn you, quiz! be happy for us damnit! 9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND Hot Pants (I'm Comin') HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA. no comment. 10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE Death is a Disease... haha. well, yes, yes it is. 11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER aww :) well, it's my favourite number if that counts. well, that's it for now. P.S. GREATER OMAHA BY DESAPARECIDOS IS THE BEST SONG EVER. DOWNLOAD IT NOW. IT'S OLD SCHOOL BRIGHT EYES, DAMNIT. ... please download it? it's amazing. and i'm currently sexing myself to it. oh, i bet that just convinced like 5 people to get it. perverts. :P k. :) i'm leaving for realsies now. peace ya punk bitches.

font face="Segoe Print"> dddddddddoes this work? p.s. after hours of studying with a team of very educated scientists i've come to the conclusion that no, it definitely does not work. thank you for your participation. =]