G|----------------|-----------------------| D|--------22-11-x3|-33----22------------------------| A|--00-33---------|----44----33-------------------| E|----------------|-----------------------| e|---------------------------------------| B|--5-----------8-------6-9-----5-8------------| G|--7bend thing-10b--6h7-----5h6-----------------------------| D|---------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------| after verse stuff chorus: G G G G F F F F C# C# C# C# G# G# G# G# rpt working as a magistrate muffles up the sound of hate and climbing up a clouded sky only to break my crown GGGGGGGstc get into verse w/this G|--8-7--------- D|------6-7--- stepping on an onion ring with its blue and brown carpeting a thought is seeping out my head another barnacle dead catching fifty fireflies sitting there; my mother cries rubbing alcohol in my veins i croon throughout the nite just bass A, A, A, A, A, A then: Cm, Bbm, Am dudududut dudududut dadadadadadadada x2 Cm dadadadadada, Bbmstc, Amstc ch outra F F C E A A A A lalalala la la laaaaa

riff somehow played in the intro e|---------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------| G|--3-33-/887-4-4444-2-3-33-/887-5-5-10brbrb--| D|---------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------| daaah dada dadada daaaah dada dadada verse Eb, G, A#, Ab you're the bitch who's got me in a tight hold distortion milking reali-tay hay hay hay you're the bitch who's got me in a pickle i can't stand an-y more Eb, A#, Ab i can't stand anymore ho hoh i can't stand anymore ho hoh i can't stand anymore ho hoh i can't stand anymore ho ho ho ho ho hooooohh verse knobby knees just got a chatty with the post man save your money for the station up ahead hay hay hay the conference won't start unless someone talks i can't stand any-more (hold out last Ab long) chrs qn F F F F Abx12 merging memoriessssss merging memoriessssss merging memoriessssss G G G G A#x12en then stc stc cool though good-bye memoriessssss chrs then riff which leads into a solo accompanied by Trevor! aaahhh i'll try trevor e|----------------------8-6--------------------------------| B|-----------11-6-8-6----------------11-9-11-9-8------------------| G|--8--10-12----------8-----8--10-12-------------10-7-----------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------|x2 arnold e|----------11--13-11-13-15----go-crazy---------------------| B|--8--9-11----------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------|plays after first time of trevor's improvise from there bitch fuck you arnold then when at the end of solo all fades except me: (thingy chords) i can't stand any-moooorree i can't stand any-moooorree i can't stand any-moooorree i, can't, stand any-moooooorrree chrs

play it pretty freakin fast and then slow and then fast again (tis chorus as well) A, G octave high thing, C#, Bb Arnold's Guitar Part e|------0-0-----|------------------| B|-2-x--4-4-0-0-|-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2--| G|-2-x------3-3-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--| D|-2-x----------|------------------| A|-0-x----------|------------------| E|--------------|------------------| Jake's Bass Part G|--------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------| A|--0--0-6-7-----0--0-6-7-----0--0-6-7-----10-10-10-10-4-4-1-1--| E|-----------6-7----------6-7----------6-7----------------------| and i'll make something for trevor easy shmeasy you see a soul he don't know where to go he's wanderin up and down the crazy little rabbit hole you take a break but you're still wide awake you runnin left and right cuz there's nothin left for you to take you make a fist cuz you've been dissed you try to fight but realize that you've already missed you slurp a drink then throw up in the sink cuz you just realized that you have drank your own damn piss chorus: A Eb A# A let's make some love

The Intro Riff e|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------| G|------4-2-------------4-2----------| D|----4-----2-4-0-2---4-----0-2-4----| A|--2---------------2-------------0--| E|-----------------------------------| or not it sounds like crap The Crazy Pre-Verse Riff e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--4--4----------------4--4-------------2--4--4---------------------------------| D|--4--4-0-2-4-2-0------4--4-0-2-4-2-0------4--4-0-2-4-2-0------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|--2--2-----------4-0--2--2-----------4----2--2-----------4-0--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| E|--------------------------------------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| The Arnold and Trevor Duet! Arnold! e|-------------------------------| B|-------------------------------| G|--4--------------4----------2--| D|--4--------------4-------------| A|--2--2-4-5-4-0-4-2--2-4-5-4----| E|-------------------------------| | | Trevor! | e|-------------------------------| B|----------------------------2--| G|--4--------------4-------------| D|--4--0-2-4-2---2-4--0-2-4-2----| A|--2----------4---2-------------| E|-------------------------------| B(stc) I'll grind your bones! B I'll rip your spleen! G Then you wouldn't be able to E E E GGG go pee-pee B I'll eat your kids! B I'll rip their spleens! G Then it would run in the E E E GGG Fa-mi-ly! Chorus: is me and trevor's riff thing saying: B B B G E We, Are, the Destroyers of the Weeeeeaaak B I'll bash your nuts,! B Destroy our face! G So you won't have to live E E E GGG in dis-grace! B I'll cut you up! B But not your wrists! G I'll leave that to the E E E GGG E-mo kids! Chorus then we'll like a B bridge thing and then i play my little riff thing way up high

Verse1: Bm G F# the bear is laid face to the ground Bm G he's strummin and strummin F# but his guitar doesn't make sound Bm G F# but if the birds and bees just Bm begged down on their knees then G F# the answer will knock right at their doors Chorus: F E only less will get you more Verse2: you raise your hand cuz ya need to know why summer is hot and why winter leads to snowowowowoowoww lay back and cleanse yourselves of all the evil in your system and the answer will knock right on your doors only less will get you more Verse3 (more soft and less drums and that sorta thing) evil looks this way once more Curly-Sue's again a horse t.v.'s turned back on no use to tag along (stc) cuz the answer has fallen on your lap solo Bm, G, F# Bm, G, F# Bm, G, F# Bm, G, F# G, D, F#, Bm~~~~ (trevor's little thingy between G and D!) x|x|x|7|8|7 x|x|x|9|10|9 x|x|x|7|7|4 that thing on Bm (trevor) Bridge F, F, E, E, F, F, E, E, F, F, E, E, F, G, G#, G#, A#, A#, C, C, C, C, C#, C#, D#, D#, E, E, F#, F#, G, G, G, G Chorus Outro: E and F keep switching until mike wants to stop then end on E

C, xx3030 x87x6x, x65x4 if only i could find a pair of socks then i wouldn't have to dive in the laundry laun dryyyyyyyyyy if only planes wouldn't soar at night then i would have a good night's sleep i wouldn't be awakened by the sound of flight then we do some hardcore crap like a big C BASh like C and then i do some crazy cool riff thing then C again and i do some crazy cool riff thing etc. then back to the soft verses etc and i shout DONDE SOCKS! during the big C BAShes

C, G, F, C lying on the grass clouds; they never pass now i have no reason to lie sleeping on the job can't stay like this for very lo ho hoong no i can't C, D, Bb, G, C you's a garden ho ho ho hoho hhoh hoho hhoh hooh ho ho hohoh hoho ohohooo hooo lost my means of escape so what will i do today i hope they don't break you in half nothing in my head but a single piece of thread that was once a quilt of ordinary things solo bridge thing could be: Am, C, F, D

75 A slide to B, E, C then Bb other time how bout an octave higher, buddy e|-6h7p6h7p6~-|-5h7-777---5-----8--5h7-777---5---------| B|------------|---------7---5-7------------7---5-------| G|------------|----------------------------------5vvvv-| D|------------|----------------------------------------| A|------------|----------------------------------------| E|------------|----------------------------------------| e|------------------------------------------------------------6-| B|-5h7-777-3-5-0-1-0--5h7-777-3-5-0-1vv-5h7-777-3-5-0-1-0-------| G|--------------------------------------------------------3-----| D|--------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| verse poppy old man handing out his praise you would too, at his age his life's complete no more summer heat all he has to do is take a seat he did that and he did this believing in what they all have missed they weren't here, we weren't there why should anybody care choroos: unethusiastic it's only made of plastic chill out it's just a book you're just getting everyone hooked believe not you or me just keep in mind that you can't see the holy ghost will never be as holy as what my eyes have seen verse i'm just sayin they don't need to have they already know what's good or bad just think real happy don't think real sad just think unless thinking makes you mad monkey in the middle intercept that throw god knows i can't lead the show hearts full of baskets; let them know that the world's in order now here we go D, B D, E, Bb, A~~~~~~~~fadeeeee I don't wanna get hooked I don't wanna get hooked I don't wanna get cooked then mike has a drum thing and jake comes in and then the solo is jake going like A|-3h5555555-|then when the guitar comes in, play A|-3h555555555553333------------3333-| E|------------------555555555555-----|x2 then D|----------33332222--------555532-|-- A|-3h5555555--------33333333-------|-1111111111111111333333333333333311111111111111110~~~~repeat through whole solo or try ending with B somehow or could be end of the song with a fading out A, but i don't know

076800, B 076800, B, F# e|--0-0-4-0-5-0-7-0------------------| B|------------------0-0-4-0-5-0-7-0--| G|-----------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------| i feel i've washed away but the good times are here to stay i take my time to make it happen anyday i chuck another stone but they won't leave me alone what in the world will it take to feel at home? i'm so hott that i look in the mirror 24 hours a day i'm so hott who wouldn't want to make love to me anyway i'm so hott that i'm burnin up your stereo ho ho your stereo ho ho i take one at a time depends on what's on my mind but if i just can't choose i pick what's left in line but now i can't say no you've gone and started the show it's too late now i'm left chasing what i don't know solo: e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------9------------------------------9-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------11----------11-9-8-9-----------11----------11-9-8-9-11--11h13p11-9-8-9-11--11h13p11-9-8-9-11--11h13p11-9-8-9------------| D|-9--9h11/13--11-13-9------------9--9h11/13--11-13-9--------------------------------------------------------------------9---8b9~----| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

i'm going to the mississippi river i don't know when i'm gonna be back i'm going down to see my mom and papa i hope they're not dead when i get there i'm also going down to see my doggy he's got a collar and a name i'm also going down to see my lover she likes to go dancin in the rain