Mike you're lame! C A F B B C A D Mike licked Jake Sullivan's cunt! C A F B B C D A Mike cringed at the bad taste! C A F AA C B D He got crabs and herpes and seafood and koolaid stuck on his tongue! C A F E E D B D Chorus: C C Bb D# Bm A D Ab F# Mike stabs his own cunt and pops his own cherry Mike has an octopus inside his cunt-opus that's hairy Mike you make me want to throw ninja stars at your cunt It's so damn squishy like a squid stuck in seaweed

i saw all the honcho's lackeys i was definitely lacking but we've got another problem i slipped away, i slipped away, i slipped away i don't wanna be a robot i wanna keep all my flesh and bones i don't wanna have to run your mills i wanna keep all my breath and bones i don't wanna be a robot the whole enchilada has won all the bread but you are a deviation you slipped away, you slipped away, you slipped away

B, 2x244x, D , (A) blah blah then A|-5p4-0

nothing will save you now Am, Am, Am, Am~

Bbm, F#m who needs car pets an y 123xxx waayysss B|8-6-----6-4-----4-2 G|----8-6-----6-4-----2 then ohter ch. C#, Bb B, F# For you carpets are only a dollar for you carpets are only a doll for you carpets are only a dollar for you carpets are cheap 123xxx instead of the 86 thing, bend something like D|-8h9p8h9p8h9p8h verse: you eats car pets an y tiiimmee (123 eighth notes) you eats tiiimmee (regular 123xxx) Ch: Bb, F#, C, F

intro: with the 2 0 0 2 0 0 george was a sailor without a life vest Bm he held his cigarette tightly until his body could rest G but he didn't have time to make them mine to make us his G# or should i say them play G# x6 with a cool strumming pattern like lalalala la la lalalala la la then: (7578xx), D george was a sailor with out a life vest sailing through the fields his head cannot rest everyone is watching do your best george was a sailor whore E, E, E, E D, D, D, D B, B, B, B, B repeat a lot of times then: E, E, E, E G, G, G, G Gb, Gb, Gb, Gb, Gb drum thingy that's pretty long man just drums then slide down to (really slow)Bm, E, Bm, E, Bm, E, G, Gb G but he didn't have time to make them mine to make us his G# or should i say them G# (7578xx), D george was a sailor with out a life vest sailing through the fields his heart cannot rest everyone is watching do your best george was sailor whore E, E, E, E D, D, D, D B, B, B, B, B repeat a lot of times then: E, E, E, E G, G, G, Gb~~~~ then do a crazy chord sliding thing that slides up and up and up and up and then explodes on just all the strings open everyone including jake, all four bass strings just strum them all in one big bang (drums right drums left up and down nawta meen?) then Bang then i come in with the intro thing 2 0 0 2 0 0 george was a sailor with a death vest (stop on 4 note! right bee-4 w/death vest) -------- D, D, A/G/A/Db/D turned away in time churned away on time turned a way in time time to turn away solo blah blah hardcore blah blah crazy crazy stop! george was a sailor with a death vest (stop on 4 note! right bee-4 w/death vest)

verse B B B B A A A A B B B B G G Gb Gb(all barred, bitch) in my mind i have walked through broken glass in my eyes i can see four loves in time in your eyes i can melt so indignantly in your mind i can skid on cement B B D Bb Db Db A Astc Astcx2 drums and everyon'es just bashin on this part knodda meen? in my skin i have pirates sailing east in my hands are muddy baskets of ice but then you hold them and they melt as clear as days when you're inside sitting reading labels off the frosted flakes B B D Bb Db Db A Astc Astcx2 except the last stc-over to G G G Bb Bb C C C C F F Eb Eb G G G G G G Bb Bb C C C C F F Eb Eb D~~~~ run fish footman run heaven's by your side company is nice when you own a big business verse a million people are gathered to avenge your soul and its doing of good deeds... hoorah kill the owner and you'll find yourself to be a fashionable loner but you'll be able to tame whales and whores B B D Bb Db Db A Astc Astcx2 in my mind i live off oysters and capless acorns in my mind you can't live off oysters and capless acorns and it is all my fault when you're the one who actually did it B B D Bb Db Db A Astc Astcx2 ch G G Bb Bb C C C C F F Eb Eb G G G G G G Bb Bb C C C C F F Eb Eb D~~~~ run fish footman run heaven's by your side company is nice when you own a big business

intro/chorus (if we HAVE to make a clean version the chorus will be:) D, A, B, B, B, B Girl I want to do you...........a favor Girl I want to do you...........a favor Girl I want to do you...........a favor D, A, Ab~~~~~~ Girl I want to do you...........right now (but i fuckin love the dirty chorus:) D, A, B, B, B, B Girl I want to fuck you in the cunt Girl I want to fuck you in the cunt Girl I want to fuck you in the cunt D, A, Ab~~~~~~ Girl I want to cunt you in the fuck bass drum only for a while then right before do a 7/9santibend verse F#, F#F#/EE/BB, BB/EE/F# F#, F#F#/EEE Astc Astc F#, F#F#/EE/BB, BB/EE/F# F#, F#F#/EE/DDDD/CCCstc She comin She comin over heeree She stumble She stumble in my ear Soft she's pullin out her gun don't shoot ease she shootin me down bass bring it down with a degrade D-A then: chorus D, A, B, B, B, B Girl I want to fuck you in the cunt Girl I want to fuck you in the cunt Girl I want to fuck you in the cunt D, A, Ab~~~~~~ Girl I want to cunt you in the fuck then get back to the main riff thing and have me or trevor play some little melodyriff thing that goes with the main riff(D struc. of m.riff) then: verse cry the people and their wives come in chief you makin me uneven tears just pour them on a lion and swaaaaaaaaalllooowww just swallow mee uppp chorus little melody riff thing to a crazy solo thing using chorus chords end with something.. i don't care

intro cool= intro G|------33---------------------------------| D|----44--33---------------------------------| A|--55-------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------| Then i come in with the holding D, D, G, G chords you know but i'm tapping e|---------10-8-7----------------------------| B|--10-8-7--------10-8--------------------------| G|---------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------| verse D, D, G, G come on woman take a trip outside behind a shed in a pool of lunch Bm, Bm, Bm filled by weak stomached D, D, G, G i'm not gonna watch you choke your own neck till you're able to breathe Bm, Bm, Bm dreadf'lly uneasy prech: D, D, Bbstc Bbstc Bbstc Bbstc that would be nicex3 Goct thing G, G, G, Gstc Gstc it twould be nice ch A, A, Cm, Cm, G, G, D, D we'll blow off our heads when we find out we're right we'll catch a train extd D, D, D, then---- (and we'll) in our bare hands toniiiiite hi hi hiiitttee D E And We'll Bb, Bb, F, F, Gm, Gm, Gm, Gm drag a poor fool to the hills to see D, D, C, C, G~~~ that the sun is not its mother verse we're all wasted; time to get tasted tame that bitch with its sounds of taut Bm, Bm, Bm i'll end up kissing it the rest of the D D G G nii hi hi hite nii hi hi hite Bm, Bm, Bm i'll end up kissing it prech: D, D, Bbstc Bbstc Bbstc Bbstc that would be nicex3 Goct thing G, G, G, Gstc Gstc it twould be nice ch i'll try to make a cool solo if i can with cool chords backi ngo gpp outra the son is not its mother (try doing it with back up harmony vocals)

flying through the roof coughing out a lung buddhy boy nepal is a lame=o fraud needles have a way of running astray and lemons will land in perfect places coronation kills newly potent wives hulling out the seeds of their fruited lives dodos have a way of running astray and lemons will land in perfect places ch. lemons in the sky low as a kite do you, in the head come on, stupid thoughts lemons in the sky i don't know why *do the chord thing like in the intro for F and G junky downer lemon sky acid in the crown laughing upside down throw it in the tray throw it on the tray paper has a way of crumping astray and lemons will land in perfect places opposing devil class teaching evil math the sights that I shall see sailing out to sea love just runs astray when it has a way and lemons will land in perfect places