play it pretty freakin fast and then slow and then fast again (tis chorus as well) A, G octave high thing, C#, Bb Arnold's Guitar Part e|------0-0-----|------------------| B|-2-x--4-4-0-0-|-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2--| G|-2-x------3-3-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--| D|-2-x----------|------------------| A|-0-x----------|------------------| E|--------------|------------------| Jake's Bass Part G|--------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------| A|--0--0-6-7-----0--0-6-7-----0--0-6-7-----10-10-10-10-4-4-1-1--| E|-----------6-7----------6-7----------6-7----------------------| and i'll make something for trevor easy shmeasy you see a soul he don't know where to go he's wanderin up and down the crazy little rabbit hole you take a break but you're still wide awake you runnin left and right cuz there's nothin left for you to take you make a fist cuz you've been dissed you try to fight but realize that you've already missed you slurp a drink then throw up in the sink cuz you just realized that you have drank your own damn piss chorus: A Eb A# A let's make some love

The Intro Riff e|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------| G|------4-2-------------4-2----------| D|----4-----2-4-0-2---4-----0-2-4----| A|--2---------------2-------------0--| E|-----------------------------------| or not it sounds like crap The Crazy Pre-Verse Riff e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--4--4----------------4--4-------------2--4--4---------------------------------| D|--4--4-0-2-4-2-0------4--4-0-2-4-2-0------4--4-0-2-4-2-0------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|--2--2-----------4-0--2--2-----------4----2--2-----------4-0--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| E|--------------------------------------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| The Arnold and Trevor Duet! Arnold! e|-------------------------------| B|-------------------------------| G|--4--------------4----------2--| D|--4--------------4-------------| A|--2--2-4-5-4-0-4-2--2-4-5-4----| E|-------------------------------| | | Trevor! | e|-------------------------------| B|----------------------------2--| G|--4--------------4-------------| D|--4--0-2-4-2---2-4--0-2-4-2----| A|--2----------4---2-------------| E|-------------------------------| B(stc) I'll grind your bones! B I'll rip your spleen! G Then you wouldn't be able to E E E GGG go pee-pee B I'll eat your kids! B I'll rip their spleens! G Then it would run in the E E E GGG Fa-mi-ly! Chorus: is me and trevor's riff thing saying: B B B G E We, Are, the Destroyers of the Weeeeeaaak B I'll bash your nuts,! B Destroy our face! G So you won't have to live E E E GGG in dis-grace! B I'll cut you up! B But not your wrists! G I'll leave that to the E E E GGG E-mo kids! Chorus then we'll like a B bridge thing and then i play my little riff thing way up high

Verse1: Bm G F# the bear is laid face to the ground Bm G he's strummin and strummin F# but his guitar doesn't make sound Bm G F# but if the birds and bees just Bm begged down on their knees then G F# the answer will knock right at their doors Chorus: F E only less will get you more Verse2: you raise your hand cuz ya need to know why summer is hot and why winter leads to snowowowowoowoww lay back and cleanse yourselves of all the evil in your system and the answer will knock right on your doors only less will get you more Verse3 (more soft and less drums and that sorta thing) evil looks this way once more Curly-Sue's again a horse t.v.'s turned back on no use to tag along (stc) cuz the answer has fallen on your lap solo Bm, G, F# Bm, G, F# Bm, G, F# Bm, G, F# G, D, F#, Bm~~~~ (trevor's little thingy between G and D!) x|x|x|7|8|7 x|x|x|9|10|9 x|x|x|7|7|4 that thing on Bm (trevor) Bridge F, F, E, E, F, F, E, E, F, F, E, E, F, G, G#, G#, A#, A#, C, C, C, C, C#, C#, D#, D#, E, E, F#, F#, G, G, G, G Chorus Outro: E and F keep switching until mike wants to stop then end on E

C, xx3030 x87x6x, x65x4 if only i could find a pair of socks then i wouldn't have to dive in the laundry laun dryyyyyyyyyy if only planes wouldn't soar at night then i would have a good night's sleep i wouldn't be awakened by the sound of flight then we do some hardcore crap like a big C BASh like C and then i do some crazy cool riff thing then C again and i do some crazy cool riff thing etc. then back to the soft verses etc and i shout DONDE SOCKS! during the big C BAShes