Okay
This, uh, this is a song that uh
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uh
Not too many Chanukah songs, so I
Wrote, wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids
Who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs
Here we go

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukkah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me

David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
Bowzer from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzarelli

Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half, too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew

You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock, both Jewish

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew, he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister, Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish, not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well, he's not, but guess who is?
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend, Veronica
It's time you celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonic-ah
And smoke your marijuani-khah
If you really, really wanna-kah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah


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Chanukah Song [Live] Lyrics as written by Ian H. Maxtone-graham Adam R. Sandler

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    this song goes out to all of the lonely jews on christmas who have to endure the constant playing of holiday songs. I love the song, it always makes me laugh and it gives me something to blast during the holidays and I love my gin and tonicah

    natty gon May 05, 2002   Link
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    I have no clue what this song is about.....could someone help me???

    Ibanez7445on April 30, 2002   Link
  • 0
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    smoke that marijuanikah!!!!!!!!!!

    logan_6969on May 14, 2002   Link
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    adam sandler is a god. ::shrug::

    nonpunkon June 01, 2002   Link
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    This song is hilarious.I don't exactly like the spoof on Jews,buti have to admit I do tend to LOL when I hear this song.I mean spoofs on anybody are wrong,but it does SOUND like he is trying to make sure the people who do celebrate hanukah have a song like people who celebrate christmas.

    buffyfreak13on June 17, 2002   Link
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    Well most GOOD funny songs usaly take the piss outa something because its funny :P i make a quick reference to Weird Al :D

    llamaon September 02, 2002   Link
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    this isn't a spoof on anyone. if you knew anything you'd know that adam sandler is Jewish.

    L.O.S.E.R.on September 16, 2002   Link
  • 0
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    The proof is in the pudding my friends.

    DaveyHavokEBHCon March 29, 2003   Link
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    Adam Sandler said, before performing this on a Christmas episode of SNL, "growing up, we only had songs like "dreidel dreidel dreidel" to sing during Chanukah while all my other friends had Christmas carols like "Jingle Bell Rock"." not a direct quote, but close enough.

    that's why he wrote this song. so that the Chanukah celebratin' kids would have something more to sing.

    now isn't that sweet?

    keyyoooon November 08, 2004   Link
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    Singing it tonight!

    lostchromosone45on December 08, 2004   Link

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