Quand j'écoute un peu le langage
Qui tient tant à m'impliquer
Et vient me prendre comme otage
Le soir aux actualités
Et ça vous prend dans les mirettes.
Ils font tout pour nous faire pleurer.
J'ai le Sahel dans mon assiette
Et trois lépreux au petit salé.

Merci, messieurs les journalistes
De bien vouloir nous informer
Quand on sait qu'en mettant le fric
Demain, l'Afrique pourrait bouffer.

Faudrait sacrifier un avion
Dans le ciel de l'armée française.
"C'est embêtant" dit Matignon.
"On peut pas faire ça à Marcel."
Mais vous n'êtes pas gens égoïstes
Et rien que pour faire bisquer les voisins
Vous ferez bien le sacrifice
D'adopter un petit Vietnamien.

On en appelle à votre cœur.
Nous, on peut pas, comprenez bien
Car comme nous l'a dit le docteur
"La ville, c'est pas bon pour son teint."

Au Vatican, quand quelqu'un glisse
Zitrone est là pour commenter.
Le patinage évangélique
Ça change un petit peu du tiercé.
Et le voici devant le Pape
Et Monseigneur et Majesté.
"Soyez gentil, venez à Pâques !
On a des Viets à baptiser !"

On demande à monsieur le ministre
En s'excusant de le déranger
Et tout en brossant sa pelisse
"Est-ce qu'on peut vous interviewer ?"

Il est confiant, y'a de l'espoir.
Tant qu'y a de l'espoir, il est confiant.
Il connaît pas le désespoir
Mais il affirme qu'il le comprend.
Ça va leur faire plaisir en Lorraine
De savoir qu'on les a compris.
Si y'a pas de pain dans la gamelle
Fallait voter, comme on avait dit.

"Mais si ces gens-là se rebiffent
Enverrez-vous des chars là-bas ?"
"Non" qu'il répond dans un sourire.
"Nous n'avons plus ce modèle-là."

"Et à propos du nucléaire
Dites-nous, monsieur, les dangers
S'il avait, quelque part dans l'air
Des bulles qu'on ne pourrait contrôler."
"En ce qui concerne les fuites
Nous sommes plus ou moins habitués.
Mais si ces bulles ont forme de frite
Ce sont nos voisins d'à côté."

Et c'est ainsi que se termine
Votre journal télévisé.
Des enfants ont marché sur une mine
Sur les plages de Méditerranée.
Passez quand même un bon dimanche
Et sur les routes, soyez prudents !
Et comme pour l'année de l'enfance
Laissez vos gosses chez vos parents.
Il fera beau sur toute la France.
La vague de froid est passée.
Prochain journal, 23 heures 30.
Merci de m'avoir écouté.


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    When I listen a bit to the language That holds on to involve me And comes to take me as an hostage At the evening news And that shoots you straight into the eyes. They do everything to make us cry. I have the Sahel in my plate And 3 lepers in salt pork.

    Thank you, gentlemen and journalists For willing to inform us well When we know that, spending money Tomorrow, Africa could eat!

    You must sacrifice a plane In the French army sky. "It is annoying" says Matignon (location of the French Prime Minister) "We cannot do that to Marcel (Dassault)." But you are no selfish people And, only to wind neighbours up You would make the sacrifice To adopt a little Vietnamese.

    We are appealing to your kind heart. Us, we cannot, understand well Because, as the doctor told us "City is no good for his complexion."

    At Vatican City, when someone slips (Léon) Zitrone is there to comment. The evangelic skating That makes a change from betting on the horses And here he is in front of the Pope And His Lordship and His Majesty. "Be kind! Come for Easter! We have Viets to christen!"

    We ask the Minister Apologizing for disturbing him And, while brushing his pelisse "Can we interview you?"

    He is confident, there is hope. As long as there is hope, he is confident. He does not know despair But he says that he understands it. They are going to be happy, in Lorraine To know they have been understood. If there is no bread in the tin can They should have voted, as someone had said.

    "But if those people hit back Will you send tanks over there?" "No" he answers, with a smile. "We do not have that model anymore."

    "And what about nuclear power? Mister, tell us the danger If there were, somewhere in the air Bubbles no one could control." "As for the leaks We are more or less used to them But if those bubbles are chips-shaped They come from our close neighbour (Belgium)."

    And so end Your television news. Children have stepped on a mine On Mediterranean beaches. Anyway, have a good Sunday And on the roads, be careful! And, because of the year of the childhood Leave your kids at your parents'. It will be sunny all over France. The cold wave has gone. Next news at 11:30pm. Thank you for having listened to me.

    Oliviakaon July 15, 2018   Link
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    The proof that the news end by deforming us with so much unemployment, exclusion and oil spill, until the point that we, television viewers, would incite the world to join for causes that are not enough told during the 8pm news on television. The most warned must have recognised an interpolation of Claude Perraudin's "Scoop", that used to be the opening music of TF1's news during the late seventies. Well done, Boris.

    Oliviakaon October 02, 2018   Link

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