I am such a badass
My friends all think I'm cool
And when I wear my studded belts
The goth chicks they all drool
I eat glass for breakfast
Got barbed wire underwear
I even pieced my uvula
So don't you even dare
Look at me the wrong way
Cause it'll be your end
I'll choke you with my wallet chain
Then murder all your friends

And nobody will ever know my darkest secret
I can't trust anybody else enough to keep it
If they only knew...

That I'm a closet Hilary Duff fan
And when my friends can't see
I dance around and sing her songs in my autographed Hilary Tee
Yeah I'm a closet Hilary Duff fan
And though I act all tough
The shivers run right up my spine when I see her strutting her stuff
I just can't get enough of Hilary Duff

Now you can call me soft
(If you wanna)
But I don't think that's true
I didn't even flinch when I got my Hilary tattoo
And I hate Lindsay Lohan
I can't stand Brittney Spears
I'd love to throw Shakira down a nice long set of stairs
But there's something about Hilary
She gives me what I need
I belt her songs out all day long
My vocal chords they bleed

And nobody will ever know my deep dark secret
I've killed before and will again just to keep it
Cause they're so... so yesterday, so yesterday
Love that Hilary

Yeah I'm a closet Hilary Duff fan
And noone else can know
And I'm the only one who mosh pits when she's putting on her show
Yeah I'm a closet Hilary Duff fan
She saves me when I'm bored
Her voice helps pass the day away while I'm working at the morgue
I just can't get enough of Hilary Duff

Got her on my iPod
I labeled her as "Korn"
Her videos on my PC
Are more hidden than my porn
Cause my parents would disown me
My girlfriend, she would leave
My friends would just kick the everloving shit right out of me

Cause I'm a closet Hilary Duff fan
And when my friends can't see
I dance around and sing her songs in my autographed Hilary Tee
Yeah I'm a closet Hilary Duff fan
And though I act all tough
The shivers run right up my spine when I see her strutting her stuff
I just can't get enough of Hilary Duff


Lyrics submitted by JohnnyLurg

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