In regards to the meaning of this song:
Before a live performance on the EP Five Stories Falling, Geoff states “It’s about the last time I went to visit my grandmother in Columbus, and I saw that she was dying and it was the last time I was going to see her. It is about realizing how young you are, but how quickly you can go.”
That’s the thing about Geoff and his sublime poetry, you think it’s about one thing, but really it’s about something entirely different. But the lyrics are still universal and omnipresent, ubiquitous, even. So relatable. That’s one thing I love about this band. I also love their live performances, raw energy and Geoff’s beautiful, imperfectly perfect vocals. His voice soothes my aching soul.
Jingle Bells Batman smells, robin laid an egg,
the batmobile lost it's wheel....
AND THE JOKER FUCKED YOUR MOM
hey hey little girls and boys
whats on your list for this year?
teddy bears and lots of gifts
well too fucking bad you greedy little bitch!
Your getting razorblades
stalking of hand grenades
and in your sleep tonight
i'm gonna come on your face
Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt
your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
santa's pissed and he's takin names, and your first in line
(later we'll have some Fuckin pie, and we'll do some caroling)
put that cookie down
put that cookie down motherfucker.
(As we all know Christmas is that mystical time of year
When the ghost of jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living)
santa's pissed and he's comin to town
he's takin names and he's throwin down.
Wicked witch of felling asleep you smell like your not going to like what your see,
Big brothers gonna shove it up your ass 1,000 oinks scratching at the field of dignity you
You'd always love meat, you'll see lets see what anti-gravity says, peachers says to get the
Fuck out of the way, that's when he looked for duke, spotsburg, he saw excitement, you like
That dancing, you like that prancing, add on dixon, you hate comet, you hate cupid, fucking
Donner and blitzen, what did? you expect, go harder, bitch you fucking donner go hug a fucking
Light switch, some? people never thought that coppers would run out, go hold your breath and
Send Santa back to the slut house.
5 - severed heads in a box
4 - bitches on his cock
3 - beds of nails
2 - bullets
1 - gun
Broken candycanes
stalking of coal and bad grades
you better watch out
(bend ya ova, ima lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' ass)
Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt
your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
santa's pissed and he's takin names, and your first in line
the batmobile lost it's wheel....
AND THE JOKER FUCKED YOUR MOM
hey hey little girls and boys
whats on your list for this year?
teddy bears and lots of gifts
well too fucking bad you greedy little bitch!
Your getting razorblades
stalking of hand grenades
and in your sleep tonight
i'm gonna come on your face
Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt
your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
santa's pissed and he's takin names, and your first in line
(later we'll have some Fuckin pie, and we'll do some caroling)
put that cookie down
put that cookie down motherfucker.
(As we all know Christmas is that mystical time of year
When the ghost of jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living)
santa's pissed and he's comin to town
he's takin names and he's throwin down.
Wicked witch of felling asleep you smell like your not going to like what your see,
Big brothers gonna shove it up your ass 1,000 oinks scratching at the field of dignity you
You'd always love meat, you'll see lets see what anti-gravity says, peachers says to get the
Fuck out of the way, that's when he looked for duke, spotsburg, he saw excitement, you like
That dancing, you like that prancing, add on dixon, you hate comet, you hate cupid, fucking
Donner and blitzen, what did? you expect, go harder, bitch you fucking donner go hug a fucking
Light switch, some? people never thought that coppers would run out, go hold your breath and
Send Santa back to the slut house.
5 - severed heads in a box
4 - bitches on his cock
3 - beds of nails
2 - bullets
1 - gun
Broken candycanes
stalking of coal and bad grades
you better watch out
(bend ya ova, ima lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' ass)
Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt
your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
santa's pissed and he's takin names, and your first in line
Lyrics submitted by designer-jeans, edited by NocturnalCorp
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Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg The batmobile lost it's wheel
AND THE JOKER FUCKED YOUR MOM!
..in the ass
Ahhh I love this song! The lyrics are so outrages and hilarious. You can listen to it here... youtube.com/watch
this is probably the greatest song...ever
Killed myself laughing the first time I heard this song! This is hilarious, deff listening to this song on Christmas hahaha
ah sept u fergot one of the best parts the beginning!
omg this song is so epic and funny at the same time.
Truly a hilarious song