words in parenthesis are in a speaking voice, the rest is singing!

TOGETHER:

You and I are
So awfully different
Too awfully different
To ever be pals

STEWIE
Do you wanna go first?

BRIAN
(Yeah, I'll go)
Your favorite hero is the Marci Dasah

STEWIE
(You're one to talk)
You get a stiffy
From Phylicia Rashad

BRIAN
(Oh, one time!)

STEWIE
I’ve a style flare
Just look at my hip hair

BRIAN
Yeah that quite a nice do there

STEWIE
(Thanks!)

BRIAN
(For me to poop on!)

STEWIE
(What?)

BRIAN
(Oh, come on you look like Charlie Brown!)

STEWIE
(Bite me, Snoopy!)

TOGETHER

Well there’s not
A whole lot
That we've got
To agree on

BRIAN
Cause I like the strings of a classical score

STEWIE
And I like that singer who looks like a whore

BRIAN
(Rickie Martin?)

STEWIE
(Love ‘em!)

TOGETHER
We're too different to ever be pals!

TOGETHER
You and I are

CROWD
do-do-do

TOGETHER
So awfully different

CROWD
do-do-do

TOGETHER
Too awfully different

CROWD
do-do-do

TOGETHER
To ever be pals!

CROWD
(do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do)

BRIAN
Your heads as massive as a meteorite

STEWIE
(Oh, very funny)
You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light

BRIAN:
I’d bet money
You'll marry a honey
Who's pretty and funny
And her name will be Ted

STEWIE
(Oh, a gay joke?)

BRIAN
(Just working with what you give me!)

TOGETHER
You might think
We're N'sync
But we stink
As a Duo!

BRIAN
Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts

STEWIE
And you get a kick out of stroking your...

BRIAN
(Woah, woah! You can't say that on TV)

STEWIE
(What, ego?)

BRIAN
(Never mind!)

TOGETHER

We're too different
To ever be pals!

ps: babe i told you i fixed this at 3 am bc the last one was driving me crazy. s/o amw


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    Exactly. And that actress's name is Phylicia Rashad, you redneck.

    spaceychick2003on September 23, 2010   Link

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